Oxi-Clean
When you're fucking your girlfriend at the laundromat and your girlfriend starts to pour bleach on your dick while you're still fuckingOxy clean
The commercialized clothing stain getter-outer. Originally only available through television orders. Also the originator of the "screamo" commercial, where the advertiser feels the need to scream whatever they are saying. They seem to think that projecting their voice so that the neighbors can hear the commercial sells their products. However, studies have proven otherwise. Because that dude on the commercial is notorious for being a fucktard.
Example:
"OXY CLEAN GETS STAINS OUT LIKE THAT!(snaps fingers) WINE, COFFEE, PASTA SAUCE, YOU NAME IT, OXYCLEAN DOES THE JOB! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) GET OXY CLEAN!" (gives you a moronic thumbs up)
"OXY CLEAN GETS STAINS OUT LIKE THAT!(snaps fingers) WINE, COFFEE, PASTA SAUCE, YOU NAME IT, OXYCLEAN DOES THE JOB! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) GET OXY CLEAN!" (gives you a moronic thumbs up)
Oxy Clean
The original Billy Mays screaming commercial. The stain getter outer known to anyone with any form of television.
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This is where you ejaculate/nut on a chicks face then squirt some liquid laundry detergent on top of your cum. "please use with every load.
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Example:
Person: "I want to clean my stuff with oxygen. I will buy some Oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen."
Person: "I want to clean my stuff with oxygen. I will buy some Oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen."
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When you are giving anal sex and you use oxy clean for lubricant and right after you climax you pull out squirting your seman onto your partners back and then you tell your partner to face you as if you were about to ask her to give you head and then you yell "BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT" and then you drop-kick your partner as you are saying it.