Oyster Bay
Oyster Bay is a small town on Long Island filled with stuck up white kids. It’s so small that nobody knows what it is. There’s like 5 different pizza places and at least 10 nail salons. It’s actually really pretty by the water especially in the summer. The only time it gets crowded is for
oyster fest when half of Long Island comes. Don’t even get me started on
Oyster Bay Cove. It’s basically rich white kids that use their parents money for everything. Sick parties tho. Cove neck is pretty boring unless you wanna see Teddy Roosevelt’s house. Everyone knows everything about everyone here and anyone who actually lives in
Oyster bay hates that people from Towns like Hicksville, Locust Valley, Syosset etc get access to Tobay beach.
Oyster Bay
by big tore on Dec 10, 2017 10:23:59
In
OB we have a cute lil bay thats
kinda gross but noone really cares, the only time anyone wants to come here is
Oyster Fest, and we have like four pizza places even though its small
Oyster Bay
by Roberto Mucho on Mar 10, 2020 07:08:29
A destination?
A way of life... a philosophy,
if you will. But more to the point, that place in between a dream and waking up,
what’s the scientific term for that? Oh yeah, Oyster Bay.
Example:
Back in 2018 I was in the middle of sweet little
catamaran ride down the swells of Oyster Bay with my confidante Roberto Mucho (an
Ivory smuggler/philanthropist...on the run from Interpol, something to do with Phil Collins.
I didn’t ask) we were finishing the better half of a bottle of chassagne mantrachette when suddenly light of the moon danced across the surface of the sea and we both knew in that moment... only in Oyster Bay.
oyster bay
by exelvior231 on Mar 14, 2011 09:41:03
Example:
person 1: hey you
wanna hang out
person 2: yea lets hang out at your house i havent been to oyster bay yet
person 1: theres
nothing to do
*
silence*
person 2: theres gotta be something
person 1: just walk around and eat pizza pretty much
Oyster Bay Cove
by ☝🏼OneWay on Nov 29, 2018 05:59:52
seaford oyster bay expressway 135
by MYNAMEIST on Feb 01, 2007 14:35:48
one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset
expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the
seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
Example:
HEY ! OH shit i only have
10 minutes to
get to work ! well thats ok ill just
jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
seaford oyster bay expressway (135)
by MYNAMEIST on Jan 27, 2007 03:34:53
one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset
expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the
seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
Example:
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the
seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
Oyster bay
by 4realazitgits on Mar 17, 2021 10:01:35