Pirate Hooker

A female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of "cargoes" in her "hull." More than a typical whore on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man's balls on necklace. Even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even ejaculate because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. She doesn't have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an H). She's been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there's always a chance you'll lose you ball(s).



Pirate Hooker
A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.
Example:
Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..


Pirate Hooker
A bad ass chick that is down for her man. She exudes confidence and sexuality. She's a flirt. Her sex drive is equal to her man's. She can hang with the boyz but is still a lady.
Pirate Hookers usually travel in groups. With their men along for the ride.
Example:
No celebrity pirate hookers known....


pirate hooker
Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
Example:
You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.


Pirate hooker
a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen
Example:
Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."


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