Poster

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Poster
(n.) A hipster-poser. Someone who claims to be a hipster, but doesn't fully commit to the conventions associated with it. i.e. liking music before it was popular, rejecting social norms, drinking coffee from Starbucks, etc.
Example:
"Look at that poster, shopping at Old Navy. He used to be cool, man." *drags on cigarette*


Poster
I.e. cool, mega cool, excellent
Example:
"I would love to goto see ACDC live man".

"Me too, that would be poster!"


poster
A phrase usually stated during a basketball game in which one player embarasses another player by either vigorously blocking his/her shot or emphatically dunking over someone
Example:
(after somebody dunks over Kwame Brown)
Marv Albert: And (insert player name) puts Kwame Brown on the poster.

or simply

(in a mournful voice)
(player name)...........welcome to the poster


posterized
A slang term depicting a play in basketball. In said play, a player dunks the ball over top or in front of another player, making a play so picturesque that it may appear on a poster, hence the term, posterized.

Some players may have their own versions of this, such as Greg Ostertag of the Sacramento Kings. When someone is 'posterized' by Ostertag, they are 'Osterized'. This pay is known as 'dirty' and 'ugly' and is generally unwanted throughout the NBA.
Example:
a) Yo man! VC just posterized the Pistons! Ben Wallace, you's a poster!

b) (taken from live stat tracking)

3:44 4th - G. Ostertag dunks the ball.
3:44 4th - Officials timeout for audience to throw up in bathroom.


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