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Premises

A tract of land including its buildings.

on-premise

by itretard on May 01, 2018 23:34:26

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"

Example:
IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.

premise

by Fruitfulness on Aug 03, 2008 23:58:10

statement or idea on which reasoning is based.

Example:
Since all men are mortal and Socrates is a man, Socrates is mortal.
("all men are mortal" and "Socrates is a man") are the PREMISES, while "Socrates is mortal" is the conclusion.

premises

by crackettt on Jan 12, 2007 13:38:48

Word often used by cops or bouncers instead of "place", to make them sound smarter than they are.

Example:
Mate, I'm asking you again to vacate the premises.

Premise

by Purple Parakeet on Nov 25, 2014 00:18:16

Used by Police to state that they are stupid and don't understand that the singular of premises is still premises

Example:
We need to do a search of this premise

Chill Premise

by SplashSplash on Nov 19, 2022 00:47:10

A synonym for disposable vapes. When you don't actually need it but just like the premise of having it. Its chill.

Example:
Brian: Can I rip your chill premise
Tyler: buddy, you just hit it 5 minutes ago
Joe: Come on bro, let him rip it

pussy on the premises

by stayGreazy on Feb 28, 2011 04:47:07

Living with a girl such that sex is readily available

Example:
Dag yo, you livin' with Hannah? Man you got pussy on the premises!

Republican Premise

by patricking on Sep 22, 2016 13:37:33

A statement for which there is no evidence but has been repeated so many times people assume it to be true.

Example:
"It's a well-known fact that both John and Robert Kennedy both had affairs with Marilyn Monroe."
"That's just a Republican premise. There's no verifiable evidence either man knew her apart from professionally as an entertainer."

Premise

by Hym Iam on Sep 13, 2022 03:45:23

How about I steal the premise of someone else's shit, sell it, and watch everyone come to their defense?

Example:
Hym "I wouldn't get away with the shit these motherfuckers are doing you know that right? You just wouldn't let me. You'll let him. Not me. And that's all it is. I've said it before and I'll say it again: You just think that if you were in my position you would handle it better than I am. Wrong. You would go to do whatever you think you would do that I'm not and everyone would just pretend it isn't happening. You'd have no recourse and everyone would still be using the shit they claim to hate. It isn't that it isn't compelling or worth money it's that you with ONLY pay someone OTHER THAN YOU for the same EXACT product. I'll buy a Tesla (so long as Elon Musk doesn't profit from it). I'll promulgate the idea (so long as the guy I'm quoting doesn't get credit). How would that not prove myself right? Steal the premise of someone else's shit and watch the mob go to the guy I stole it from and demand that they get what they deserve."

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