Preschooled

The act of getting something, or making fun of someone, by acting like a preschooler.



Preschooling
Preschooling occurs when a grown man walks up to a urinal in public and drops his pants all the way to his ankles. He may also lean back for maximum coverage of the urinal.
Example:
Last night at the hockey game, Nick got so drunk he walked up to the urinal, dropped his drawers to his ankles and just started preschooling bud. All these other dudes just stood in there in complete disbelief.


Porn for Preschoolers
Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.
Example:
Actual quote:
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.

Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.

"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."


Preschool songs
Those asshole licking limericks you used to sing in preschool
Example:
"Clean up clean up every body every where clean up clean up every body do your share"

Things as simple as
"No cuts no butts no coconuts"

Any of these preschool songs can work as well as long as spoken in a childish voice with a strong but not forceful tone


Preschool Relationship
When People handle a relationship like they are still in preschool.

A really awkward relationship to be around.

Consists of Awkward holding hands, arms around each other, kissing or anything else that just makes the atmosphere really awkward and is unecessary
Example:
There in such a preschool relationship, every time they see each other they shyly just say hey and look down. Then proceed to wrap their arms around each other.

JIM: Do they always have to hold hands or awkwardly hold on to each other.
JAN:Of course they do they are in a preschool relationsship

If you ever think my relationship is becoming a preschool relationship, punch me in the face.


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