Professional
1. (Adjective)a. Of or relating to the characteristic of
professionalism, usually applicable in medium to large corporations. A characteristic in which one is expected to put one's employer and duties thereof above family,
human dignity, and health.b. One is is professional is monitored to ensure they are walking around with a sarcastic respect for other people in
the corporation, even when there are very real burdens on the professional person's mind.c. A description unfairly assigned only to one who devotes more time and energy to his occupation in the company than to his marriage, family, and health.d. The manner in which a task is performed in a company, as long as it reflects the professional qualities of the performer.e. A WORD THAT HAS
LOST IT'S MEANING IN CORPORATE NONSENSE AND BIG-CORPORATION SYNDROME. There are still GOOD professionals out there--ones that are passionate about the good work they do and have freed themselves to do it.2. (Noun)a. One who is enslaved to the characteristic of professionalism in order to keep their job (see Professional - adj.)b. One who wears fancy clothes that tell nothing of their character or skill, whether good or bad.c. Often higher manager that treats subordinates less "professionally" than they look.
Professional
by Scothman on Nov 03, 2009 09:52:53
An expert defined not just by his ability to
work on a subject but by his
precision of
detail on anything related to that subject or it's doingness.
Example:
It was not just that he could paint, it was in how he never
spilled a drop, never was late with a painting or an
appointment and could convey emotion with any part of his paintings that made him such a professional.
Professional
by B.D.M.R on Jul 03, 2019 21:18:48
Example:
Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?
Blokes that
bludgeon their wife to death with a
golf trophy. Professionals have standards.
Professional
by that homeless guy on Dec 08, 2017 08:05:14
Example:
Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a
PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to
waive a
homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.
Professional
by Fred and Jonathan on Aug 28, 2009 15:31:49
One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.
A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the
clubhouse (By the way, its
BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from
the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.
A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.
One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
Example:
We are NOT,
alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are
professionals.
We are professionals. We are so good at our
sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
Professional
by Daniel Tiger on Sep 07, 2014 06:16:53
The act or instance of being super cute or "in charge". It is meant to be a compliment given from a guy to a girl when that girl looks as if she tried to look extra beautiful today. I.e.
curling/straightening their hair or
putting on different
make-up.
Example:
Excuse me, Miss, I was
wondering where I could apply for a job here.
-I don't work here
oh, I'm sorry, you were just sitting there looking so
professional.