Professional

1. (Adjective)a. Of or relating to the characteristic of professionalism, usually applicable in medium to large corporations. A characteristic in which one is expected to put one's employer and duties thereof above family, human dignity, and health.b. One is is professional is monitored to ensure they are walking around with a sarcastic respect for other people in the corporation, even when there are very real burdens on the professional person's mind.c. A description unfairly assigned only to one who devotes more time and energy to his occupation in the company than to his marriage, family, and health.d. The manner in which a task is performed in a company, as long as it reflects the professional qualities of the performer.e. A WORD THAT HAS LOST IT'S MEANING IN CORPORATE NONSENSE AND BIG-CORPORATION SYNDROME. There are still GOOD professionals out there--ones that are passionate about the good work they do and have freed themselves to do it.2. (Noun)a. One who is enslaved to the characteristic of professionalism in order to keep their job (see Professional - adj.)b. One who wears fancy clothes that tell nothing of their character or skill, whether good or bad.c. Often higher manager that treats subordinates less "professionally" than they look.



Professional
An expert defined not just by his ability to work on a subject but by his precision of detail on anything related to that subject or it's doingness.
Example:
It was not just that he could paint, it was in how he never spilled a drop, never was late with a painting or an appointment and could convey emotion with any part of his paintings that made him such a professional.


Professional
Belonging to a profession/occupation, with standards.
Example:
Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.


Professional
"Going Professional" is slang common in stoner circles where everyone sharing a bowl use their own lighters.
Example:
"Grab your lighter, we're going professional"


Professional
One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.

A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.

A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.

One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
Example:
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.

We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.


Professional
The act or instance of being super cute or "in charge". It is meant to be a compliment given from a guy to a girl when that girl looks as if she tried to look extra beautiful today. I.e. curling/straightening their hair or putting on different make-up.
Example:
Excuse me, Miss, I was wondering where I could apply for a job here.
-I don't work here
oh, I'm sorry, you were just sitting there looking so professional.


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