Rabbi

A nice guy that teaches me my Torah portion so I can have a big Bar Mitzvah party when I am 13. I like him but wow, my Rabbi also can be a real Scrooge too. He told us and my parents, that part was bad, that there was no Santa Claus. So, I wrote a letter to Yenta Claus instead. What ever you do, just don't tell him about Yenta Claus. Ya, being Jewish is cool and I like lighting candles, eating latkes and all. But what about the Toys? What about that? I am a good kid too and am sick of being told we don't get a Santa!



Rabbi
The term Rabbi is only supposed to be used for special people. If you are called Rabbi that means you are high in power and are very sophisticated. There is the King Rabbi (RR), and his partners. Everyone has an inner Rabbi and can release it anytime. If someone is releasing his Rabbi GTFO cause there is a possibility of death. To release your Rabbi throw your arms in the air, tilt your hands in opposite directions outward, then proceed to yell sharply and followthrough to make weird faces. After you release your Rabbi you need to charge up, the fastest ways to charge up faster are: Eat Turkey Pesto Rolls, Listen to "I Want It That Way", by the Backstreet Boys, or listen to "Sweet but Psycho" by Ava Max, wear Reckless merchandise, and steal hoodies from your local High School Orchestra.
Example:
OMG... He is releasing his Rabbi!
Dude... I think he is a Rabbi!


Rabbie
Very intelligent, charismatic, gentle and sweet. Rabbies are rare and one of a kind, and they are very sexy. You are very lucky to run it to a Rabbie, your life will never be the same!
Example:
Rabbie is Indescribable!


Rabbie
Rare, one-of-a-kind person, great sense of humor; funny, always makes a person smile/laugh. Very sociable (outgoing), the ice-breaker in any situation, and always makes you feel warm and welcomed....tenderhearted, sweet, genuine, loving, breathtaking, amazing, beautiful/handsome, adorable... optimistic, goal-oriented, very intelligent and is successful in everything they do. Warning: irresistible, and addicting.
Example:
Whoever finds a Rabbie is the luckiest person alive!


Rabbiing
The act of being extremely jewish; selfish in terms of money, materials, or loot, in real life or video games.
Example:
Example: -Chipotle worker: *puts a very small amount of guacamole on your burrito*

-You to your friend: I'm tired of Chipotle workers fucking rabbiing me with guacamole.


rabbi
(noun) By metaphor from the Jewish religious role, an older, more powerful or higher-ranking person in the corporation where one works (but usually not in the chain of command) who can give good advice about office politics, and may be able to pull strings, remove heads, or otherwise provide protection from hostile forces.
Example:
"They tried to put me on the plank but I got on the horn to my rabbi and everything was fixed immediately."


rabbi
1) A trusted teacher/advisor/leader of a Jewish community. Most often, they are true intellects that do have good advice and insightful philosophies of the world.

2) The Arabic word for the season of Spring. Actually pronounced rabb-ee with a glottal stop at the end.
Example:
If a teacher's or doctor's advice doesn't seem to fill you with certainty, consult a rabbi.

Shamm Iniseem aw Eed al-rabbi', the Spring festival of Egypt, falls on the same day as the Christian Orthodox Easter every year.


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