The most convenient seating position for
multitasking two of men's most favorite pass-times: masturbation & a nice long shit. Find steps below:
1.) Preparation- obtain your Sunday newspaper, your iPad, and your moms
silky smooth lotion
2.) Location-
Migrate to the most isolated and accommodating bathroom in your living space. IMPORTANT NOTICE: make sure your little brother (or his friend) is nowhere to be found.
3.) Positioning- Place such iPad (found in step 1) on tank cover of toilet. Then proceed to place right and left ass cheeks comfortably on toilet seat. MAKE SURE YOU ARE FACING IPAD ON TANK COVER.
4.) Climax- Now that you are properly positioned, find your favorite cyber girl and begin riding that toilet seat like the dirty cowboy you are.
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