Romney

(verb) to defecate in terrorThis colloquialism originates in the infamous and widely publicized 1983 incident where Mitt Romney strapped his Irish setter, Seamus, to the roof of his car whilst driving to Canada, causing the terrified dog to defecate.



Romney
"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."

Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.
Example:
Jon Stewart: "Oh my god, we've been sitting in this car for two and a half Romneys now!"


Romney
A lie that no-one is stupid enough to believe.
Example:
Mitt Romney ad claimed that President Obama called Americans lazy. The claim was so obviously false, that Politifact - a trusted fact checking website - rated Romney's statement a "pant's on fire" lie.

Usage: Mitt told a Romney when he sad President Obama called Americans Lazy.

Obama was referring to US efforts to spur foreign investment.


Romney
While not widespread, "to pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as illustrated when Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana.
Example:
Guy #1: I turned my phone off because my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason.
Guy #2: Dude, you know you can't hide from her forever, right? Don't pull a Romney on me, man.


Romney
Lying with the worst fake smile, so transparent, all but the dumbest of the dumb can see right through it.

Or:

Any lie that is so over the top, it makes the absurd seem normal.
Example:
#1: Little Timmy was sent home from school today after he told a romney in front of the entire classroom!"

#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce!

#3: <fake smile that never really goes away>
"I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them."


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Romney
The three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
Example:
Oh my G-d we've been in this f'in car for two and a half romneys now, I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012)


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