Romney
(verb) to defecate in terrorThis colloquialism originates in the infamous and widely publicized 1983 incident where
Mitt Romney strapped his Irish
setter,
Seamus, to the roof of his car whilst driving to Canada, causing the terrified dog to defecate.
Romney
by nirvana4lf on Mar 02, 2012 12:13:21
"The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."
Based on
Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate
Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a
contraception bill within 3.5 hours.
Romney
by Leoslaire on Nov 24, 2011 10:49:34
Example:
Mitt Romney ad claimed that President Obama called Americans lazy. The claim was so obviously false, that
Politifact - a trusted fact checking website - rated
Romney's statement a "pant's on fire" lie.
Usage: Mitt told
a Romney when he sad President Obama called Americans Lazy.
Obama was referring to US efforts to spur foreign investment.
Romney
by Bob the Plumber on Oct 16, 2008 11:46:39
While not widespread, "to
pull a Romney" means to run away from a problem, as
illustrated when
Mitt Romney literally ran away from a voter attacking him for his policy on the medical use of marijuana.
Example:
Guy #1: I turned
my phone off because
my girlfriend's pissed at me for some reason.
Guy #2: Dude, you know you can't hide from her forever, right? Don't
pull a Romney on me, man.
Romney
by Harliquinnraver on Jan 13, 2012 12:39:36
Example:
"We were going so fast down the
interstate that I couldn't help but
romney all over the
crate floor!"
Romney
by DailyShowFTW on Mar 03, 2012 10:14:25
Romney
by Bear von Erck on Mar 02, 2012 23:33:26
A measure of time, defined as
the three and half hour window in which a
grown man running for president can change his deeply-held
conviction to it's opposite.
Romney
by xrew on Dec 24, 2012 01:26:02
Lying with the worst
fake smile, so transparent, all but the dumbest of the dumb can see right through it.
Or:
Any lie that is so over the top, it makes
the absurd seem normal.
Example:
#1: Little Timmy was
sent home from school today after he told
a romney in front of the entire classroom!"
#2: One more Romney and I'm filing for a divorce!
#3: <
fake smile that never really goes away>
"I never really wanted to be president. I ran because of my love for the American people, well half of them."
(the closing tag is intentionally not a closing tag)
Romney
by Yochai Wawsop on Jun 01, 2012 11:53:04
Romney
by nuninthemorning on Mar 04, 2012 12:36:16
Example:
Oh my
G-d we've been in this
f'in car for two and a half romneys now,
I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012)