Ron Jeremy
by Ocram on May 03, 2003 13:12:43
A
corpulent and grotesquely
hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an
anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.
Ron Jeremy
by HarryPothead on Feb 21, 2004 10:19:26
One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)
He looks like a
Circus dwarf with long
greasy hair and the worst
grin imagineable.
Example:
Ron: Suck my dick!
Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a
retarded monkey with no balls! Or a
Circus Seal on crack.
I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.
Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*
Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*
Ron Jeremy
by Nik on Jan 31, 2004 03:54:19
Ron Jeremy
by thejennysituation on Sep 05, 2009 17:25:31
Example:
"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"
"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."
"I accidentally
brushed up against a
hobo's leg on
the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"
Ron Jeremy
by Paul in Dubai on Nov 11, 2008 06:40:57
Ron Jeremy
by i_anonymous on Apr 08, 2005 02:00:49
Ron Jeremy
by Anonymous on Apr 04, 2003 13:14:41
Example:
"Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom
getting it on with some
short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...
face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."
Ron Jeremy
by Nate on Jun 13, 2003 20:19:33
God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a
porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch
schlong!
Ron Jeremy
by George Utley on Aug 29, 2006 20:56:29