Russian Spy
noun- one who jacks off inconspicuously on the top bunk while peering down over the edge of the bed, while two people have sex on the bottom bunk. The people on the bottom bunk usually think that the guy on the top bunk is asleep.
Russian spy
Someone that’s most likely Russian and probably owns a gun. Also can find out anything you want in a really short amount of time through sources you wouldn’t think of n most people think it’s mad that they find out these thingsRussian Spy
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russian spy
pussy ass russian that betrayed his birth country and talk about girls in innapropriate ways and like violence a lot
Example:
that russian spy is a fag
that russian spy is a fag
clover (not a russian spy)
a very amazing person
Russian Spy Goggles
Russian Spy Balloon
When a man puts his limp penis inside of a woman's vagina and it slowly becomes erect whilst inside the vagina, inflating in the space like a balloon.
Bill Nye The Russian Spy
Bill Nye The Russian Spy refers to the covert identity of the children's television show host Bill Nye. Bill Nye was born Bogdan Nikolaev to Russians Elena and Janko in 1955. At just twelve years old, Bogdan was at the top of his class and was therefore forced to join the KGB academy. Upon his graduation from the KGB academy in 1975, it was decided Bogdan's talents would be best used to turn the American youth against their leaders. Bogdan defected to the West with his secret mission and Americanized his name to Bill Nye in 1977. Bogdan held odd jobs while working toward making a television show: the best medium to reach the lazy American youth. Bogdan was trained in
the subtle art of backwards speaking and subliminal messaging in the KGB academy, episodes of his show contain hidden messages when played backwards such as “Communism rules” and “Failure is a property of capitalism”. Studies have shown that watching Bill Nye The Science Guy creates radical ideas like disbanding the free market and living off of potatoes and vodka. Unfortunately, a CIA training class was rewinding an episode of Bill Nye when they discovered his secret backwards talking mind control technique in 1997. Bogdan threatened to let slip that the then 1st lady was secretly bi-sexual, so it was agreed that Bogdan would end the show in 1998 and refrain from making manipulative films while living free in the United States. To this day, all of Bogdan’s programs are reverse checked by the CIA.
the subtle art of backwards speaking and subliminal messaging in the KGB academy, episodes of his show contain hidden messages when played backwards such as “Communism rules” and “Failure is a property of capitalism”. Studies have shown that watching Bill Nye The Science Guy creates radical ideas like disbanding the free market and living off of potatoes and vodka. Unfortunately, a CIA training class was rewinding an episode of Bill Nye when they discovered his secret backwards talking mind control technique in 1997. Bogdan threatened to let slip that the then 1st lady was secretly bi-sexual, so it was agreed that Bogdan would end the show in 1998 and refrain from making manipulative films while living free in the United States. To this day, all of Bogdan’s programs are reverse checked by the CIA.
Example:
"Bro, let's blaze up to Bill Nye the Science Guy."
"Totally, but he's actually a Russian spy, Bill Nye The Russian Spy."
"Sick."
"Bro, let's blaze up to Bill Nye the Science Guy."
"Totally, but he's actually a Russian spy, Bill Nye The Russian Spy."
"Sick."