Safety
by Funky T. Garfunkel on Dec 06, 2003 03:49:36
An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in
the arm, without any
retaliation, until that person touches a
doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob'
Example:
"Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...
safety
by Ayesee on Feb 09, 2006 22:55:12
Is
not a joke. The carrying of weapons (must bring your own) is often encouraged to enhance safety. When pushed
to the limit, safety is not guranteed. Due compensation is usually rendered when one returns from an operation that may call safety into question.
Undertaking a difficult task (such as time travel) with someone who has only done it once before is not safe, but highly encouraged.
Example:
"We're going to hunt
sabretooth tigers, and safety is not guranteed. Better bring your own weapons."
"Wanted: Someone to go
back in time with me. Safety not guranteed."
"
Sean Connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before."