SPS

Small Penis Syndrome: People (usually male) who demonstrate through aggresively thoughtless, demeaning, assholic behavior that they they are poorly-endowed.



SPS
South Park Studios. The production company behind the long-running animated sitcom South Park. Also the name of the website hosting all episodes of the show.
Example:
The new episode is up on SPS!
Awesome, let's watch it.


SPS
Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Example:
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.


SPS
Small Penis Syndrome. I actually thought of this myself at 2 a.m. in the morning and I am very proud. Perhaps others have thouht it up before but I will be taking all credit.
Example:
Patrick got rejected by this girl and now claims he has a broken heart

Hm. Must have SPS.


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