Sabretooth

A woman too old or too ugly to be a cougar but tries anyway.



Sabretooth
A woman of elderly age, possibly a grandma who is too old to be a cougar but still on the hunt and able to take down younger unsuspecting male prey.
Example:
Dude, since your grandpa died last year, your grandma has become quite the sabretooth....do you think I'd have a chance?


Sabretooth
When a man goes up behind another person who is crouching down, and puts his hands up in the air wrists bent down at 90 degree angles, hands in the shape of claws. Often done to unsuspecting people. Based of an awkward photo which depicts the Marvel character Sabretooth coming up behind a kneeling Wolverine in this fashion, with the caption Release your inner animal. Mocked for its homosexual undertones, which the creator openly denies.
Example:
Dave-"Dude did you just see what Chris did to Kyle."

Matt-" Yeah man he totally just sabretoothed him."


sabretooth
1-Sabertooth: A female who specializes and prefers giving oral sex to men. Saber: slang for the male penis. Tooth: Oral.
2-Sabertooth: the act of giving a BJ. Sabertoothing.
Example:
"Yo man my woman be sabertoothing my schlong all the time"

"Yeah i know Beth, she be one fine sabertooth."


sneaky sabretooth
Go over to someone's house who owns a cat. Take a hefty dump in the cat box and leave it for the cat and the owner to find. Fun.
Example:
Wendy pissed me off the other night at her party, so I performed a sneaky sabretooth.


Sabretooth Crotch Crickets
(n.) (pl.) A term that often refers to the most advanced stage of pubic lice. However, Sabretooth Crotch Crickets (SCCs) are a seperate (but related) secies.

SCCs are found in the pubic region of exceptionally promiscuous females and males (human). While shaving and intense washing can sometimes lower the population of an SCC nest, SCCs have never been known to disappear completely within the host's lifetime. Hosts often fail to realize the severity of their condition before the number of SCC's around/on their genitalia number in the high teens or more.

SCCs, occasionally described as miniature Hercules Beetles, have proportianlly large pincers; however these can vary in configuration from cricket to cricket.

When provoked (rough sex will do it), SCCs often emit a low-volume hissing or buzzing sound to warn of a painful attack (the onset of this sound is in fact when many affected people first realize that something is horribly wrong down south--otherwise, SCCs do not usually draw attention to themselves and can be quite reclusive). This sound is regularly exaggerated by people unfamiliar with SCCs, because it's damn funny if someone else has them but you don't.
Example:
Dude #1: "Yeah, I'm going over by *girl's name*'s apartment tonight...I think it's gonna be a wild time..."
Dude #2: "Don't do it, seriously! Tony told me he was gonna hit that sheeit one time and there wuz SCCs all up in it"
Dude #1: "What the ? are SCCs? You just playin' right?"
Dude #2: "I thought you knew...it means Sabretooth Crotch Crickets, man! Back off the nasty 'tang, bro!"
Dude #1: "Aw DAMN! I thought I was gonna git me some tonight...thanks for the heads up though."


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