Salmoning
The act of running up to a woman, releasing a large
cloud of semen, yelling "release your
eggs!",
running away, and then dying.
Salmoning
by OneShot on Jul 26, 2012 02:25:01
Salmoning
by Theo D-S on Sep 19, 2007 01:04:57
Salmoning
by hty912064 on Apr 17, 2010 11:10:13
Salmoning
by alarmchrono on Dec 18, 2018 11:57:26
When someone has the sudden
urge to shit and they have to
run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle
upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.
Example:
My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that
Kung Poa chicken had her
salmoning on her way home.
Salmoning
by High on Life on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
An AIM bot used like a three way call;
The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being
Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator
salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning
by Joanna Barret Hound on Feb 21, 2012 07:28:00
When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "
salmon on the floor" and the
answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle
like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".
salmoning
by MaryInMaryland71 on Jan 09, 2021 16:55:17
1.The act of a
Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for
online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man
rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.
Example:
Can you believe that
Fancy guy on discord
corrupting all those
gifs and memes with his salmoning?
Not Salmon
by Jackie SSS on Jan 17, 2015 04:11:21
salmoning
by Pops Ritters on Jul 16, 2018 21:45:12
Riding a bicycle against the intended
flow of traffic in a
bike lane. It is sometimes also used to refer to riding on the wrong side of the road (facing car traffic instead of with traffic). The term comes from salmon, which
swim upstream as part of their life cycle.