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Scandinavian Headlock
The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick
Example:
Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.


Scandinavian Flip
A skateboarding trick, where you grab the board in a crab position, then flip the board 360. For added extra skill, the person on the board can pull his head through the legs with the hands whilst in mid-air and land standing flat.
Example:
Presenter 1

"And now on Extreme Sports, The Scandinavian Flip, presented by Rodney Cullen"

Presenter 2

"Totally. just look at the way he goes throught the legs to a total standstill. Spectacular."


Scandinavian Flick
A technique for getting your car sideways. While moving, turn one way then immediately turn the other way, thus unsettling the car and initiating a drift.
Example:
Tiff Needell shows us how the Scandinavian Flick is done in a BMW M Roadster when demonstrating the powerslide into a corner. He flicks left, then yanks the wheel right while balancing the throttle to keep the wheelspin between the spinout and gripping zone.


scandinavian showercap
when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.
Example:
my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap


Scandinavian Jellyfish
A sex move. It begins with the pair doing it doggy style. The person on the giving end then takes a 5-gallon bucket full of grape jelly and dumps it on the head of the other partner. The giver then promptly zaps their partner with a taser.
Example:
Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Scandinavian Jellyfish and now she's in a coma!


Scandinavian Leatherstrap
The Scandinavian Leatherstrap involves a numerous amount of action and motion and food. When with a partner, you take your dick and begin to rub huckleberry jam all over it. Your partner will then smear peanut butter around their anal area. After this step, both people will then proceed to shove a bottle of soy sauce up their ass. After you can no longer see the soy sauce, the man takes his dick and inserts it into his peanut butter butt partner. Following this action, both people will push the soy sauce out of their rectum and set the bottles on the table. Now, for the leatherstrap part. You take a small strand of leather, and tie the upper part of youre testes with it. You then tell your partner to dump both bottles of soy sauce to relieve the redness. after 30 minutes of the strap, you take the strand off, and wa la, Youve got yourself a Scandinavian Leatherstrap.
Example:
Oh my gosh Jesse Neale!!!!! you really gave your boy friend a Scandinavian Leatherstrap!!!!! Does your mother know about this?



Scandinavian Shuffleboard
The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.
Example:
Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.


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