Schmuck

Schmuck - Someone who is more than an idiot



Schmuck
A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.
Example:
Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.

Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.


Schmuck
A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.
Example:
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.


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