The fucking coolest guy ever

The owner and and spokesperson on television and radio commercials for Car Stereo One, a chain of stores in the market of car stereos, remote car starters, and related equipment in Toledo, Ohio. Known for his unusual but unique slogans.

A man like no other. A not so well known super hero. A man who possesses the ability to woo any woman. Appears in the movie 'Big Daddy'. This is one very unique individual. Believed to have originated from somewhere in England although historians are not sure of the exact wherabouts of origin of this speciman it is believed he currently resides in the humble village of clonlara county clare. Upon birth doctors predicted this phenomenon would well surpass 7 foot in height and achieve many great things.

The name scuba steve has also become a widely used term to describe a highly awkward situation, event or person.

Scuba is considered by many as a true king among men.

In recent times scuba steve has been described by many as irelands answer to Usain Bolt. Scuba steves coaches have boldly predicted that within 2 years he will have smashed usain bolts 100m and 200m records. There is no limit to his potential.

Catch phrases:
"so big"
"so cool"
"so fresh"
"to tesco"

Uses of a scuba steve:
reaching high objects
dictionary of strange information
Anti wall climbing
droping items
finding money saving deals

Also known as:

son of scuba sam
big s
so big
steve
stevie h
showard

A white rapper from wv, his songs are about the party lifestyle, the struggle, and the real problems with modern society. He is a lyrical mastermind, that is known throughout wv, and stretching out west in Denver where he currently resides!

A prolific graphic artist for the game Doom, his main contributions being a large repository of weapon sprites, the famous impse animation, Action Doom, and Ghostbusters Doom. His name is often shortened simply to "Scuba" in the Doom community.

Someone who posts a ridiculous definition of the phrase "Scuba Steve" on Urban Dictionary.

When a chick is giving a guy head while under water she has to use a snorkel to breathe every once in a while and then the man blows his load into the snorkel while she is still under water causing her to suck it through the snorkel.

The act of masturbating into another's face wash.

A scuba Steve is the act of using a snorkel for sexual pleasure. The goggles are removed (or worn for enhanced breathing), and the breather tube is inserted up the vagina. The mouth piece is then inserted in the anus and a cycle of fart to queef results in a pulsating sensation giving the impression of cum inside and pull out repeatedly.

Rumours are that it allows one to breathe without the need for normal breathing and can be used under water.