canadian sex acts
by Mueller18 on Sep 11, 2014 08:04:53
Example:
Last night my boyfriend tried out one of
the old canadian sex acts, he gave me
an Old King
Clancy.
commodore sex act
by flintflintflintflintflint on Sep 26, 2008 10:09:13
Basically, what a bad boy would get leaning over a desk looking out over the
carpark.
The bed's an option for a
softer minded fellow.
ethnic sex act
by aka_Pyro on May 27, 2008 11:19:05
1. A vulgar
sex act that follows the naming convention of placing an ethnic adjective next to a seemingly
innocuous, everyday word. Often, the theme of the sex act will be constant with the ethnicity, for example, often
linking Greek with anally related acts and Russian with extremely violent sex acts.
commodore sex act
by already being used by someone on Sep 29, 2008 00:12:06
The "
commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm
wash cloth.
Example:
Tina gave Raymond Raymond
Quentin Smuckles a
commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a
nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.
impossible sex acts
by UpQuark on Oct 04, 2013 08:06:12
Example:
An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is
corn holing your partner from
100m away with a blind
fold on your face.
Canadian Sex Act
by MrVulgarity on Oct 14, 2022 11:41:21
A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like
The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan
Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the
Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”
Example:
The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night,
after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the
Prime Minister’s wife’s
beaver.
Urban Dictionary sex act
by chaos5023 on Oct 06, 2011 00:12:25
A
sex act invented in a thought
experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through
shock value.
Example:
Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally
took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a
Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
Vile sex act 1
by Marshall, Adam and Travis on Dec 14, 2003 13:47:57
blow pops (sex act)
by Doomus on May 23, 2016 07:59:20
The act of having your dick
sucked in such a manner that the person sucking you dick inserts it entirely into their mouth and throat, slowly
drags it out (sucking on it
firmly all the while) then pulls the head out of their mouth as they continue to suck firmly on it, producing a loud popping sound.