Shake and Bake

phrase used when someone did something completely awesomeor when something completely awesome has just been saidthen you and that other person you are conversating with pound fists.



Shake and Bake
Military jargon. Refers to the use of a combination of anti-personnel and incendiary ammunition, especially in the use of artillery. The anti-personnel ammunition-such as high-explosive artillery rounds-deal with infantry, while incendiary rounds destroy enemy equipment and ammunition or fuel stores as well as setting fire to nearby tents, trees, and other surroundings.
Example:
During the war we did a Shake and Bake on an enemy fuel dump; you could see the burning gasoline for miles!


Shake and Bake
A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.
Example:
Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?

Mike: No man, what did he do?

Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.

Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.


Shake and Bake
To smoke marijuana right after an earthquake.
Example:
In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.

-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.


Shake and Bake
it's a dance sensation. It's mostly done to raucous hip-hop or r&b, but to be true to form, it's really appropriate for any music.

The Shake and Bake is executed by sticking your derriere (your BEhind) waaaaaay out. Like really out there. almost like you are about to sit down somewhere. But you don't. You swing your hips sideways and up and down. Tempo doesn't matter as it varies from tune to tune. The Shake and Bake- coming to a dancefloor near you.
Example:
Oh check her out!!! She's doing the Shake and Bake! Awesome!

or

Look at that ginormous Shake and Bake!!


Shake and Bake
When you grab a nug of weed and put it in a bag or container of kief and shake it all up then remove the kief covered nug and proceed to "bake" it via pipe, bong etc.
Example:
Person 1: "aye i got some bud wanna toke?"

Person 2: "hell ya mayne i got some kief!"

Person 1: "you thinking what im thinking?"

Person 2: "Shake and Bake!!"


Shake and Bake
In the fire service it means that you are just about to get burnt over.

1. Shake out your fire shelter.

2. Bake in it until the fire passes.
Example:
During fire shelter training.

Come on it's time to shake and bake.

When referring to a deployment.

Those guys had to shake and bake to survive.


Shake and Bake
To exercise as soon as you wake up in the morning, immediately followed by a satisfying bowl of your dankest weed. Hence, "Shaking" and "Baking"
Example:
I did a lil shake and bake this morning, never felt so relieved in my life.


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