Shaq
to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10
rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with
47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
Shaq
by PersianMessiah on Jan 26, 2011 12:23:49
The
manliest man you will ever meet, his presence makes women go wild often engaging in the act of throwing their bras or panties at him. He also has the ability to serve a volleyball at impossible speeds often
breaking the sound barrier. Shaqs are descended from the heavens and can turn water into wine and
walk on water. They are charismatic and envied by other men.
Example:
man 1: Dude did you see that
ace?
man 2:
yea, only a
shaq would be able to do that
Shaq
by AtmaRoM on Nov 25, 2009 09:40:37
Example:
Person/Instructor/etc: Quién es tu jugador de
deportes favorito? Por qué?
Response: Mi jugador favorito es Shaq porque es alto y muy
rapido.
Shaq
by dbore on May 29, 2003 10:36:25
Example:
Cannnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuu digggggg iiitttttt?
Shaq
by D-H on May 26, 2007 06:13:40
1)noun; A "
big boned person" who sweats
profusely, even during little to no activity.
2)verb; To sweat uncontrollably during minimal activity
As in "to
shaq it up"
Example:
1) John had to rest after
combing his hair. He's a real Shaq.
2) I found myself lying in a pool of my own sweat watching the
basketball game. I was really
shaqing it up
Shaq
by wad geese slaya on Oct 22, 2015 01:52:44
A guy who used to play basketb... DUNK. That's all he ever did because he's like
20 feet tall. He also has
GINORMOUS FEE he's on
Gold Bond commercials and it's crazy!
Shaq
by Del Tha Funkee Homosapien on Feb 16, 2005 20:34:03
Shaq
by JEMROKA on Nov 19, 2011 23:55:20
A bowl of marijuana that is sooo packed that the ganja begins to
overflow from the bowl. It is refered to as a
shaq bowl because of
the massive amounts of marijuna in one bowl.
Example:
Let's pack a Shaq.
Dude that Shaq
bowl got me straight raised.
No more Shaq
bowls please.
Shaq
by Greg on May 08, 2005 16:53:20
One which sucks at basketball, which he proves by shooting under 53% free throws. However he has mastered the art of getting the calls from every referee in the
leauge which is the only reason he has sucsess. See
lard ass Its like being really huge but not having any
knowlege or skill
Example:
Shaq sucks at basketball but he is a tank so he murders people
in the paint with no
fouls called on him. good job
shaq you fat ass
Shaq
by Snaggle Tooth Douglas on May 01, 2007 09:08:46
A
shaq is when you have to
take a huge dump. It usually consists of the following
criteria:
1. Abnormally large
2. A definite brown color
3. Usually leaves you slightly retarded after taking it
Example:
Man,
uh, I just took a really, uh,
nasty, uh,
shaq.