Shrek is life

Shrek is the god who almost equal power to shaggy



Shrek is love Shrek is life

by Captainrex on Jul 20, 2017 08:46:20

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Example:
"Shrek is love Shrek is life"


Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by J dot on Mar 26, 2014 04:16:41

A heartwarming tale about a boy and his love for shrek
Example:
I just watched 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life'. It made me feel warm inside.


Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by Shrekthegreat on Jun 15, 2016 08:54:54

A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.
Example:
-Did you pray to Shrek today?
-Crap, I forgot!
-well get ready for your shrekoning, bro.
-oh yeah...
-I guess you'll remember to know that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.


Shrek is love Shrek is life

by Zoelly9000 on Nov 04, 2014 08:45:41

Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life.

I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Example:
Shrek is love Shrek is life.


Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by itsmebitch on Apr 07, 2016 05:19:02

It is a video series about a young boy who loves Shrek, and then has anal sex with Shrek. Aka the best thing on the InternetšŸ˜ (This is soft-core porn)
Example:
Me "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE!!!"

Person "um... Yah....."

Me "ISNT IT THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET"

Person "well you're a horny freak
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
It's not ogre

It's never ogre


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