Shrooms

Gods gift to the world. The greatest thing you will ever do. They are fucking amazing! They are great to eat as a cookie too.



Shrooms
n.) A delicious, hallucination-inducing vegetable, commonly seen in Super Mario games.

There are many types, the most notorius being the 'Invinci-shroom'. This shroom will give the user a short, yet extraordinary high. Said person will experience many homicidal impulses, including the urge to trample over others. In extreme cases, they may jump on top of innocent bystanders and crush them into the ground, making what is known as "Road Pizza."

See other; 1-Up Shroom, Toadstool, Marijuana.
Example:
"Mario, grab the Shrooms!"

"I've got one, Luigi! Oh my... there are coins EVERYWHERE!"

"...Mario?"


Shrooms
A fungus that grows from cow shit, and when you eat it, its like installing CCleaner into your brain and for a few months you end up depersonalized but eventually your operating system (Brain) Will recollect itself! 3-6 months usually. How will you clean your Operating system?
Example:
John- "Jeff, I just had like 10grams of Shrooms last month, still feeling like I am in a dream!"
Jeff- "Yo dude, thats just your brain getting back to normal, give it time.. you defragged your operating system!"


Shrooms
A drug so fucking trippy, me and my friends thought we were in an episode of Balamory
Example:
Friend: Hey man, I'm fucked on these shrooms. Where are we?

Me: Urrr... No clue man, but I think, man... That's Josie Jump's house man.


shrooms
Hallucinogenic mushrooms contain psilcybin, psilocin, and baeocystin. Shrooms are incredible and nearly non-toxic too. By incredible I mean it can be the best experience of your life or the worst experience of your life depending on the mood at the time, setting, and who you are with. A good trip can be a learning expeience and lead to extremely thoughtful introspection. A bad trip is as bad as watching your whole family die in a car accident or you can end up being as paranoid as if you were being chased by a guy with a chainsaw in a maze. Seriously, it is incredible. Do not trip right after a bad experience or if you have alot of unpleasant thoughts going through your head at the time. Go into the trip optimistic and usually it will go good, though it is pretty unpredictable. Mild dose effects are colors seem alot more vibrant (blue seeming bluer, black seeming blacker), patterns seem more interesting and intricate, an undescrible feeling of an oncoming mental revelation, giddiness or anxiety. Higher dose effects include extreme laughter, uncontrollable racing thoughts, colors changing and a feeling that each and every color gives a certain tone to your inner most being (hard to explain unless you've tried them), distortions of all senses, hyper awareness of taste, smell, music (listen to your favorite band), pictures coming to life and everything becoming three dimensional, or may cause extreme paranoia and/or uncontrollable crying. Also, the beshroomed will have a totally undescribable yet very significant feeling that he/she has attained knowledge that they can not and will not ever lose, just to be a memory the next day. Dosages break down like this: 20-30 grams of wet shrooms is enough to have a good trip. 50 grams is nick-named the "Hero trip". Dried shrooms is 1/10 the weight of wet shrooms, so 2-3 grams of dried shrooms is a pretty good trip while 5 grams is the "Hero trip". Anything more and your in for a crazy time. Trip with a trusted friend!
Example:
Shrooms are the flesh of the gods.


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