Slatington

A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place. The town's air is laden with the distinct acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.



Slatington
A small rural town in East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes. The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert fireman holding a baby.
Example:
I am a child molester so I went to Slatington.

I have a fat woman fetish so I went to get me some action in Slatington.


Slatington
A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and adle fingers.
Example:
Well I might not feel, so maybe I better take a good long trip down a fingered up fitness trail in Slatington


Slatington
The absolute worst town in Pennsylvanias lehigh County this town has a shitty school with a bunch of either rednecks, white bitches, or wannabe gang bangers. Slatington has a 300lb legless woman that zips around on a moped. This garbage town has a pretty decent football team but that doesn't make up for the copious amounts of heroin addicts. The only thing to do in slatington is honestly just off yourself at that point because it's just not worth living in this hic town. Homeless pedophiles are abundant in this terrible small town. The only thing to do here is go to turkey hill and overdose on the crack that the junkie gave you.
Example:
Joe: "I wanna kill myself everytime I visit that shitty town slatington."

Bob: "Same."


Slatington
town in Pennsylvania managed by old farmers and populated by them and other old people. Their hobbies are involved within the the town. Very close nit. They made an old tow path into a bike, horse riding and walking trail. Through there is alot of garbage in the creek and even smells bad like urine and feices. There were very old houses that were torn down that look like they before hand, were deer beds. If taking a strole through the town you may find the old people sitting outside and looking at what is really going on. Their electric system fails whenever there is a thunder storm while the streets flood immediately, and there are tons of patrolmen/women on hand to evacuate the townspeople to safety. There are a few really good restaurants here and there.
Example:
Alot of trucks with sirens on them like to drive fast out of Slatington.

The Slatington truck driver decided to pass in front of a car and nearly smashed in front of my little jeep in the hailing rain. I honked at the rest of the Slatington truck drivers that went by.

I went to Slatington yesterday and some bikers almost ran me over.


KKK of Slatington
A very big elite group of people that, against the law, follow or worship the KKK culture in Slatington, Pennsylvania. They are not afraid to hang out, think they can mind control and use use a victim that they will kill later on. So they will try to make the victim feel good so they can figure out a not so obviouspath of cannibalization. They will talk and use aprocess of communication that the victim has no access to. Their neighbors are New Jersians. If you are not Arian they will accept you as a slave intil they can figure out a punishment for you. If you are not arian they will provoke you and try to manipulate. They think they can mind control and do these things but they do not succeed since this is America after all. Sources of detective work and the secret government find everyone of the lazy fat pesky rats and they all receive the punishment they are willing to send.
Example:
The teacher of northern lehigh was arrested after a student found a nazi guideline notbook in his desk drawer entitled " KKK of Slatington."

Ashley signaled she was in the KKK of Slatington by drawing a nazi sign on her paper and another student glanced and leaned.

High school football players of the KKK of Slatington started chanting their ritual killing call excludinng any afrocan or spanish into the click.

The whole town is invloved with the KKk of Slatington as they recently abused a helpless blonde skinny italian girl and overdosed her on mecine hidden in her drink at a party.


Slatington heroins
Is not a real heroin but an addict of an opiate drug and pawn to police concoctions. Hapless potheads fall prey unwittingly to these addicts who harbor squaller in their mouth to fester causing blight on everything surrounding them. It is crucial to kick their ass as they have and will keep stealing, raping and ravaging.

These mutant inbred manifestations are also know to apply themselves in other forms of organised crime. Such as smoke methamphetamine, child luring and the toxication of children.
Example:
The potheads have blight in their mouths because the Slatington heroins gave them a death kiss.

Slatington heroins have squaller in their mouths.


Slatington
To do crime but say someone else did it

The act of throwing your negative qualities around and pushing the blame on a random person you want to hurt.

Literally to rob someone at night and then tell everyone that they stole from you.

When inbreds ban together to pick a victim and act like animals throwing poop and peeing everywhere while fantasizing about how their victim was the squalid retarded one and not them.

To do something dirty and say someone else did it with embellishments.

To take your fantasies and twist them around as stories using someone you would like to rape as the person carrying them out.
Example:
Billy spent the last ten years shooting heroin, all the while telling everyone he knew Mandy shoots heroin because he is Slatington.

Ralph would play with his own poop and tell everyone that Fay played with her poop because he is Slatington.

Shay would kill people during the night and tell everyone that Ken would be the one to kill people at night because she is Slatington.

Xena had a coke addiction and sold herself for drugs and told everyone that RaeRae did it and wasn't straight.

Hank would give himself toilet swirl facials every day and said that Kendra was gay and gave himself swirl toilet facials with his mother's dresses on because he is Slatington.


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