Slatington
A small Pennsylvania town with the general populace consisting of fat, toothless retards. Child molestors, preteen whores, and skinny
cokeheads also frequent this town. Someone may as well just bomb the place.
The town's air is laden with the distinct
acrid mix of body odor and raw fecal matter.
Slatington
by death2qwerty on Jan 25, 2005 05:16:47
A small rural town in
East Central Pennsylvania. This town is well-known for its 300 pound toothless women wnadering the streets. There are also an abundance of 14 year-old's dressing as prostitutes.
The one piece of art in the city is a statue of some pervert
fireman holding a baby.
Example:
I am a child
molester so I went to Slatington.
I have a fat woman
fetish so I went to
get me some action in Slatington.
Slatington
by europopian on Apr 22, 2009 12:32:17
A town that has a large central that doesnt breathe. Have been trying to get what the word "bounce" means since the early 1900's. Through years have
coxed their jolly neighboring town and fought with them over school money, forcing the best of the
folk's kids to freeze and walk past an opened crazy assylum on a main road after school and then not walk with side walks while strange drivers pull up to them and ask them if they want a ride. This was due from them shoving money up their ass so they can make a bike track to let their fat asses take off and fly. They don't
like the look of student safely walking home, instead they try to make tramp trains along with very ill and
adle fingers.
Example:
Well I might not feel, so maybe I better take a good long trip down a
fingered up
fitness trail in Slatington
Slatington
by Poopybuttstinker1984 on Dec 23, 2022 13:02:02
The absolute worst town in Pennsylvanias
lehigh County this town has a shitty school with a bunch of either rednecks, white bitches, or wannabe gang bangers.
Slatington has a 300lb legless woman that zips around on a moped. This garbage town has a pretty decent football team but that doesn't make up for the copious amounts of heroin addicts. The only thing to do in
slatington is honestly just
off yourself at that point because it's just not worth living in this
hic town. Homeless pedophiles are abundant in this terrible small town. The only thing to do here is go to turkey hill and overdose on the crack that the junkie gave you.
Slatington
by footsteps on May 26, 2009 06:52:56
town in Pennsylvania managed by old farmers and populated by them and other old people. Their hobbies are involved within the the town. Very close nit. They made an old tow path into a bike,
horse riding and walking trail. Through there is alot of garbage in the creek and even smells bad like urine and feices. There were very old houses that were torn down that look like they before hand, were deer beds. If taking a
strole through the town you may find the old people sitting outside and looking at what is really going on. Their electric system fails whenever there is a
thunder storm while the streets flood immediately, and there are tons of patrolmen/women on hand to evacuate the townspeople to safety. There are a few really good restaurants here and there.
Example:
Alot of trucks with sirens on them like to drive fast out of Slatington.
The Slatington truck driver decided to pass in front of a car and nearly
smashed in front of my little jeep in the hailing rain. I
honked at the rest of the Slatington
truck drivers that went by.
I went to Slatington yesterday and some bikers almost ran me over.
KKK of Slatington
by what the fuck seriously on Apr 09, 2011 23:47:48
A very big elite group of people that, against the law, follow or worship the KKK culture in
Slatington, Pennsylvania. They are not afraid to hang out, think they can mind control and use use a victim that they will kill later on. So they will try to make the victim feel good so they can figure out a not so obviouspath of cannibalization. They will talk and use aprocess of communication that the victim has no access to. Their neighbors are New Jersians. If you are not Arian they will accept you as a slave
intil they can figure out a punishment for you. If you are not arian they will provoke you and try to manipulate. They think they can mind control and do these things but they do not succeed since this is America after all. Sources of
detective work and the secret government find everyone of the lazy fat pesky rats and they all receive the punishment they are willing to send.
Example:
The teacher of northern lehigh was arrested after a student found a nazi guideline
notbook in his desk drawer entitled " KKK of
Slatington."
Ashley signaled she was in the KKK of Slatington by drawing a nazi sign on her paper and another student glanced and leaned.
High school football players of the KKK of Slatington started chanting their ritual killing call excludinng any
afrocan or spanish into the click.
The whole town is invloved with the KKk of Slatington as they recently abused a helpless blonde skinny italian girl and overdosed her on mecine hidden in her drink at a party.
Slatington heroins
by Running away from pedophiles on Apr 16, 2020 09:03:25
Is not a real heroin but an addict of an opiate drug and pawn to police concoctions. Hapless potheads fall prey unwittingly to these addicts who harbor
squaller in their mouth to fester causing
blight on everything surrounding them. It is crucial to kick their ass as they have and will keep stealing, raping and ravaging.
These mutant inbred manifestations are also know to apply themselves in other forms of
organised crime. Such as smoke methamphetamine, child luring and the toxication of children.
Example:
The
potheads have
blight in their mouths because the Slatington heroins gave them a death kiss.
Slatington heroins have
squaller in their mouths.
Slatington
by Running away from pedophiles on Dec 16, 2021 22:01:40
To do crime but say someone else did it
The act of throwing your negative qualities around and pushing the blame on a random person you want to hurt.
Literally
to rob someone at night and then tell everyone that they stole from you.
When
inbreds ban together to pick a victim and act like animals throwing poop and peeing everywhere while fantasizing about how their victim was the
squalid retarded one and not them.
To do something dirty and say someone else did it with embellishments.
To take your fantasies and twist them around as stories using someone you would like to rape as the person carrying them out.
Example:
Billy spent the last ten years shooting heroin, all the while telling everyone he knew Mandy shoots heroin because he is Slatington.
Ralph would play with his own poop and tell everyone that
Fay played with her poop because he is Slatington.
Shay would kill people during the night and tell everyone that Ken would be the one to kill people at night because she is Slatington.
Xena had a coke addiction and sold herself for drugs and told everyone that
RaeRae did it and wasn't straight.
Hank would give himself toilet
swirl facials every day and said that Kendra was gay and gave himself swirl toilet facials with his mother's dresses on because he is Slatington.