Snake Eater

1. Nickname given to Special Forces, because they can survive in the wilderness by eating, you geussed it, snakes.2. Subtitle of Metal Gear Solid 3, a video game about the original snake eater, Naked Snake.



Snake Eater
*A person who eats snakes. Duuhh...

*The name for Metal Gear Solid 3.

*An abbreviation representing a code of honor. It goes like this:

S Soldier support is the #1 priority.
N Never say, "it can't be done."
A Accept risk, and allow soldiers to make mistakes.
K Know your soldiers' problems.
E Exact high standards and lead by example.
E Earn your keep - use initiative.
A Acknowledge good deeds publicly; discipline privately.
T Training is not only everything - it is the only thing.
E Encourage employer and family interest and involvement.
R Respect all soldiers, regardless of their rank.
Example:
"Now you know what Snake Eater means! ^o^ "
-me


Snake Eater
A penis so massive, it could completely fit another man's junk inside it.
Example:
John pulled out a full-on snake eater! I knew I couldn't compare to it, so I ran away.


Snake Eater
To play Snake Eater one must first adorn their shaft in a fine layer of thick wasabi paste. A brave volunteer must then proceed to give some vicious head. The wasabi should emulate the venomous 'bite' of the snake as it fills her/his sinuses and can result in multiple outcomes such as vomiting, excessive sneezing, chocking and the overwhelming urge to remove the large spicy penis from their mouth and go get a relieving drink.

The art of Snake Eating can only be considered mastered if the eater of said snake can last until the glorious nut before pulling out and going to clean their mouth and throat with water or, preferably, milk. A successful Snake Eater can go a long way in life as their skills are - of course - in high demand.
Example:
Sarah and I tried some Snake Eater last night - she only lasted like 5 seconds before she ran off and got a drink... I don't think she's the one for me, man...


Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is a brilliant game for PlayStation 2, featuring the world's longest ladder climb.
Example:
Person 1: "Wow, look at the size of that ladder!"
Person 2: "That's nothing, I spent 5 minutes climbing up one yesterday on Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At least I had some wonderful music to accompany me."


Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Also known as MGS 3 and Metal Gear Solid 3. The best video game ever created by human hands. Best game on the PlayStation 2 and of all time hands down.
Example:
Dumb-ass Kid who has never played it: How's that MGS game?
Smart Kid who reserved the game and beat it: Fuckin AWESOME!!!! THE BEST DAMN GAME EVER MADE!!! THIS GAME KICKS SPLINTER CELL'S SCRAWNY ASS BACK TO VIDEO GAME HELL!!!
Dumb-ass Kid: What?! No! Splinter Cell is the best!
Smart Kid: Fuckin DUMBASS!! You play as a 58 year old faggat in that game!! Dumbass Bitch! MGS 3 is the best game ever!
Dumb-ass kid: Wha? Sorry, people (besides one or two) who are stoned all the time play Splinter Cell and have sex with their same sex.
Smart Kid: Oh. I'll just slowly walk away...


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