SnorgTees

the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever, which are, for some reason, appearing on urbandictionary.com on a regular basis



SnorgTees
SnorgTees is a website that designs and sells relatively expensive novelty T-shirts and hoodies with cheap graphics and puns on them. You'll see the advertisements on UrbanDictionary and most likely think, "Huh. That's... interesting." and then click to see the other puns on their other shirts, eventually realising that because as they themself have admitted that they shit them out weekly, that maybe your I.Q. has lowered just slightly

They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.

There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
Example:
Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday."

Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"

Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."

Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"

Hayden: "Yeah."

Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"

Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."

Will: "Yeah."

Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."

Will: "Wow."


Snorgtees
A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.
Example:
A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.


Snorgtees
A T-shirt company that makes some of the most retarded shirts ever to meet the presses. They have on them terrible jokes that are obviously trying to suck off of Internet humor, and stupid slogans and sayings with bad puns and very unclever irony. They slap their stupid advertisements all over Urban Dictionary, courtesy of Google Ads, which tries to target products to the right audience.
Example:
Some examples of Snorgtees terrible attempts at cool:

"WARNING: if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you!!!1!"
"Hedgehogs, why don't they just share the hedge?'

"Meh"

"That's what she said!!!11!1"

"Milk, I am your father"

"I was not aware that bird was the word"

Sheer crap.


snorgtees
A T-shirt company with absolutely no dignity or real sense of business prowess whatsoever. They merely take any quotable line from a movie, tv or pop culture scene and place it on a basic teeshirt, thus attempting to take advantage of the stupidity and consumption need of the average human, having them spend $15 on something that impresses no one and merely helps them stand out as "don't talk to me, I suck."
Example:
snorgtees are a tshirt that quotes a line from 'The Office' and makes unearned profits from it.


Snorgtees
A shirt company that thinks that having women with large titties modeling their t-shirts will justify the fact of how mindnumbingly not funny the shirts themselves are.
Example:
Person surfing UD: Wow look at the rack on that one! Nice, but its still not enticing enough for me to even consider purchasing one of those Snorgtees shirts. What a bad sales gimmick.


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