Soulja Boy's

Another half-assed rapper from the south who only seems to rap about Bapes or getting crunk. Sadly, his newest song "Crank Dat" has seemed to garner the attention of almost every 16-17 year old teenage girl. He is the perfect example of the typical southern snap crap.



Soulja Boy
a really horrible 'rapper'. he has a hit song called 'Crank Dat Soulja Boy', but that's the only song from him that people actually know about.

like most mainstream rap, his lyrics contain absolutely nothing worth talking about, yet people love him and he's making so much money. it truly is sad how fucked up the music industry is today. great rappers like Atmosphere, Immortal Technique and Jedi Mind Tricks are pretty much unnoticed, while shit like Crank Dat Soulja Boy gets played out on the radio. He has absolutely no talent and if you're gonna disagree with me, then you're either incredibally ignorant or just really fucking stupid.
Example:
Soulja Boy is really nothing worth listening to.


soulja boy
A stupid loser who can't rap for shit.

He has trouble with english, and can only speak a couple sentences.

He looks like shit, he's a fucking wannabe, and a fucking poser.

Flava Flav could rap better than that motherfucker. (If you even call soulja boy's piece of shit songs "rap")

For all you stupid soulja boy fan-boys/girls, giving me a thumbs down won't do shit about soulja boy's fucking disgusting face.
Example:
Soulja Shit: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

Person: Shut the fuck up you loser.

Soulja Shit: THEN SUPERMAN DAT HOE

Person: I would rather fuck my dog AND listen to Flava Flav's songs at the same time than listen to garbage like that

Take your fucking ugly ass face out of the fucking music industry.


Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.

With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.

Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!

Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:

1. Your dignity and pride.

Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:

1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.

Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:

1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)

2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song

3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Example:
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"

no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones

When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch

???

Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)

...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?

Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )

example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry


Soulja Boy
A rapper who has no idea what true rap is. Example of his crappiness:

1. He repeats "I got me some bathing apes" and "Hit me up on my Sidekick" a million times.
2. He likes to rap about ejaculating on girls.
3. The title for one of his songs is "Donk."
Example:
Bob: I just downloaded a song by Soulja Boy!
Rob: What, on purpose?


Soulja Boy
Another horrible rapper from the dirty south. He's currently contributing to the murder of hip-hop.
Example:
An example of one of his half-assed songs:

"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"

Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.

Seems like any black kid from the South that has an over sized jacket and fake chain around his neck can get a record deal these days.


soulja boy
A fakeass moron who steals catch phrases from actual famous rappers in hopes of being famous himself. He apparently believes yelling "What’s Hannenin" (which is a catch phrase from Dem Franchise Boyz) about 30 times is a good song, but in reality is just a sad excuse for his inability to create REAL rhymes.
Example:
person 1:I want me some Soulja Boy

Person 2:Then i guess u want a bag of shit too?

Soulja Boy:What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin What’s Hannenin

Dem Framcjose Boyz:Get your own damn thing bitch


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