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South Africanism

by A South African! on Sep 26, 2018 03:07:46

1. Slang words used in the country of South Africa

2. The use of words in strange contexts which makes sense only in South Africa.

N.B. Many South Africanisms come from integration of the South African language Afrikaans into the English language.

Example:
1. Howzit: A greeting meaning "how is it" or "how are you" (although the question is often rhetorical and doesn't necessitate a response)
E.g. Hey, howzit
Ja (pronounced yah): The South African way of saying "yes"
E.g. Person one: Did you like the new James Bond movie?
Person two: Ja, it was great!

2. Person one: Sorry about that
Person two: It's chilled
Person three: Hey, you just used a South Africanisms!

South African Backflip

by Bigblack1915 on Feb 18, 2011 01:46:23

The act of having your Partner lay down underneath a tall table while you stand on top of the table naked and without warning you attempt a backflip off the table and try to land inside your partner.

This will usually end in a broken dick and a ton of screaming.

Extra Points for actually making it in your partner.

Example:
" Dude I saw the Ambulance at your house last night, what happened?"

" I tried to do a south african backflip, but I missed.

South African serenade

by Joe1916 on Aug 21, 2023 07:27:15

When one aggressively queefs in unison with a mariachi band playing beat it by Michael Jackson

Example:
Did you see joe at the party perform the South African serenade?

South African Sunrise

by MattNickMark on Jul 12, 2010 05:18:03

Its when you stick a Vuvuzela up a girls ass and then blow into it...

Example:
I got this bitch loaded up on "Brown Browns" last night and gave her a South African Sunrise.

South African Salamander

by Dr. Bottom on Mar 19, 2010 07:14:09

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.

Example:
She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.

South African Flapjack

by ghj on Nov 30, 2007 22:20:05

Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.

Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')

Example:
one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!

other guy: Awe!

(south african flapjack)

South African Handjob

by Yellow TLR on May 13, 2011 10:51:31

A back rub, generally unsolicited, which may be performed with or without clothing.

Example:
WTF, I was just sitting there and Stan came up behind me and gave me a South African handjob. What a fooking prawn.

South African Blowjob

by Moax O’Neill on Apr 17, 2019 09:35:20

When your partner places a loaded dart gun on your penis and proceeds to shot it into the eye of your cock

Example:
Imka destroyed Jabulani”s cock last night after giving him a South African blowjob

South African Sub

by russianmonk on Nov 21, 2013 22:58:30

It is when a Black man takes a shit and a white man cums on it. The white mam makes lines on the sub so it looks like a sub. You may add lettuce and tomatoes and such but after you do all of that you put it in the freezer and when its frozen you take it out you let it get less cold and then you eat it. Most people do it while on a picnic

Example:
That south African Sub me and John made yesterday was delicious!

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