Steve Job

It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.



Steve Job
The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.
Example:
Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!


Steve Job
This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.
Example:
"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"


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