A stoner is a peaceful, relaxed, nice guy/gal who likes to smoke the funky 'erb! Stoners are usually seen in small groups of 3 or 4 and sometimes in pairs. They generally have slightly bloodshot eyes (or red eye) when baked, and always wear a little smile. A stoner is not to be confused with a pothead. Potheads are a lot more dependant on weed and aren't as chilled as stoners.

Stoners enjoy socialising and laughter and being with their friends. They typically wear an open shirt and a t-shirt. They often own a pair of canvas shoes, well worn in by the numerous stoner adventures the wearer has been on! Stoners generally walk slowly and are very rarely pissed off, tending to be peaceful and relaxed. They are nearly always broke and when the next paycheck comes their way, it all gets spent immediately on the herb. Stoners generally don't mind this as their money has been spent on weed and they recognise that the best things in life are free, except mary jane which is worth all their money! They are also known for frequently using words like "dude" and "bro" and are often in need of snacks like doritos and a drink of something.

Stoners will always have their closest friends but when they meet fellow stoners, even if they have never met before, it's like meeting family. Stoners have a beautiful union and truly see eachother as one global family. They all tend to have a mutual distrust and dislike of their opressors such as government and the police (or the "pigs").

1. Someone who reads the definition of stoner when they are high.
2. Someone who write a definition for the word stoner when they are high.

Someone who smokes weed as often as possible; one who believes weed to make the world a better place to live in. Usually a fan of Bob Marley and/or Sublime. If in school, would usually be an Art or Music major. Some of the chillest people you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting.

Having the title of a stoner can only truly be recieved by someone who has made blazing a part of their life. A stoner has one true love which is herb and will blaze all day everyday with his crew or whoever else wants to join. Someone who is carefree and just goes with it. Most true stoners have an outlook on life which is enlightened and can see how others are obessed worthless things like money,clothes,cars,etc.

Someone who thinks absolutely any problem, no matter how severe can be solved with THC.

A very happy person who looks at life in a beautiful way

Someone who smokes alot. Usually a very nice, peaceful person who is harmless. Looked down on society as nothing. They are some of the coolest, chilled out people that you will get the privileged of meeting. Usually are liked by all the groups in school, and has no enemies.

A stoner is someone who habitually smokes marijuana. But it of course flows much deeper than that. See there are many people who regularly smoke pot, that are not stoners. For example, these people may have girl friends/ boy friends who do not condone smoking marijuana. Therefore they keep their weed smoking private and do not disclose any information about getting high with their peers. However, a true stoner is very open and perhaps proud at the fact that they smoke weed. They do not try to hide it from there peers and they wish people could understand that getting high is a possiteve thing. A stoner is not afraid to defend marijuana in a debate. There are many different classes of stoners. The classes vary depending on preferred music genres, selection of clothing, religious beliefs(if any at all), and many other factors. Stoners are diverse people but can always come together to get high with one another.

A stoner is someone who frequently smokes marijuana. This isn't necessarily a bad thing; many people interpret the name to be derogatory when it is merely a name used to label a certain demographic. Contrary to popular belief, stoners aren't stupid - they vary in intelligence and should not be judged.