THE BEATLES
The divine pantheon of all things Hippie.Consists of:- John Lennon: the God of Social Commentary and Hard Drugs- Paul McCartney: God of Vegetarianism and Strawberries- George Harrison: the God of Meditation and Sunshine- Ringo Starr: the God of Peace, Love and Sentient LocomotivesAccording to the Ancient Hippie Mythology, John Lennon hatched from an egg laid by the Walrus, and
guitared the rest of the universe into existence. In an eternal strawberry field, he watered a stereo-box for number-nine days and number-nine nights, until the stereo box hatched, and out climbed Paul McCartney. George Harrison was likewise formed from a drop of sun. But the Band longed for a bloody good drummer. Then, an octopus
laid an egg that was hatched under a steam engine, and Ringo Starr was born.Devout followers of
Beatlemania will be rewarded in the afterlife,
ferried by Mr. Conductor to the Yellow Submarine, which will take them to their eternal home of
Pepperland. Sinners, however, will be rounded up by th *other* Mr. Conductor (Alec Baldwin) and shipped off to the sh*tty TV
cartoon's universe to spend eternity in agony.
The Beatles
by Mangledbabyducks on May 31, 2003 10:54:25
A band from Liverpool, England in the 60's who were extremely infuential to modern music and "rock and roll."
With hits such as Hey Jude, Yesterday,
Day Tripper, Come Together, Yellow Submarine,
Blackbird,
Sergeant Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band, and countless others, they are idolized and covered more than any other band in history.
Paul, John, Ringo & George - We love you!
The Beatles
by 420,dleimrjkm5mjm dallas texas on Aug 20, 2019 13:17:14
Probably the best rock band of all time. And the most successful. With just over 7 years (1962-1970) together, the "
Fab Four" created 12 superb studio albums, 28 #1's (UK & US) and a lot of Beatlemaniacs. With all kinds of songs, from I Am The Walrus to Yesterday,
Helter Skelter to
Norwegian Wood, there is something for everyone. Also they are the freakin Beatles! It's basically a crime to dislike them.
Example:
John Lennon: Crab-a-locker
fishwife, pornographic
priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
Person 1: Do you like The Beatles?
Person 2: No
Person 1
has left the chat
the beatles
by SuperSonicX on Aug 20, 2004 11:41:33
Greatest Band Ever.
Fronted by John Lennon (or
Paul McCartney, depending on who you ask.)
Came about in 1960 or so, switching drummers til they picked up
Ringo Starr.
Usually insulted by today's ignorant youth. The same ignorant ones that say Linkin Park are musical gods. Pfft.