THE CLOSER

in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner



Closer
Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.
Example:
"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God."


closer
someone that can close the sale. Sell anything to anybody at anytime.
Example:
Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch


closer
The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.
Example:
Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.

You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…

Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!


Closer
Usually a Baseball team's best relief pitcher. He comes in for the last inning to "shut the door" on the other team and preserve a tight game when his team is on top. As opposed to breaking balls and offspeed junk, he usually comes in and throws his outstanding fastball and, typically, slider.
Example:
The 8th inning is the real last chance for our sox to fight back. Mariano Rivera (most acclaimed closer ever) is warming up in the bullpen.


closer
An amazing movie, starring Natalie Portman, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, and Clive Owen. A devastatingly depressing story that documents the truth about what many people consider to be "love". Deff a must see for...oh, say, everyone in the world.
Example:
Closer Quotes:

"People who fall in love at first sight never stop looking."

"I know who you are. I love you. I love everything about you that hurts."

"There's a moment, there's always a moment. 'I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it,' and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."

"Everybody wants to be happy."
--"Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy, they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live--which can be depressing."

"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off--but it's better if you do."

"You KISSED me!"
--"What are you, twelve?"



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