TV
Thought
VacuumPeople usually watch TV to escape from the real world or to pass the time. But after watching TV enough and doing little else to keep it busy, the brain will enter a
recessive state, usually leading to short term memory, minimal
attention span, etc.
TV
by FrankC on Mar 14, 2004 19:02:57
1. Unsupervised, it's cocaine for children. Want to make a criminal? Place child (A) in front of TV (B) for
10 years.
Nag occassionally. Wait for police.
2.One of many distractions that pulls the attention away from yourself so you don't see how miserable you are in reality. Highly addictive.
3.A
transvestite.
TV
by Dannidoo on May 26, 2006 20:19:01
Example:
Symptoms of heavy TV users:
Glazed eyes
Detachment from reality
Social ineptitude
Delusions such as believing that ficitional characters and/or plot lines are real - this may lead to the addict seeking out the actors and actresses at conventions and addressing them by their fictional names
Religious worship of actors and actresses as gods (which may lead to low self-esteem)
Serious cases of TV addiction can lead to a decline in the
addict's general hygiene, and in many cases, substantial weight gain
TV
by amomonou...wait, how do u zpell itz? on Feb 27, 2005 08:16:29
A natural predator. It lures it's prey to itself, by flashing moving images and makes
the prey sit in front of it, until it will
starve to death. Once you
look at it, you are magnetized and cannot leave without the help of another Being.
TV
by tangentjif on Apr 21, 2017 10:00:35
Example:
Kevin: "What should we watch on TV today,
Tiffany?"
Tiffany: "
How about a
romance to celebrate our relationship?"
Kevin: "Sure!"
TV
by flatroze on Sep 27, 2010 05:52:23
Example:
I've got
110 channels on my
tv and there's nothing to watch.
TV
by Jesse Wilkerson on Nov 14, 2007 09:26:41
A TV is essentially box containing
moving pictures, accompanied by sound, designed to reverse the effects of education in adults, seniors, and children. It is occasionally referred to as a
boob tube, a television, and various other names. It corrupts the minds of a nations people. It is everywhere you go. There is
no escape. NONE. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Example:
Before TV:
Bob: "Hey
Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "
12"
After TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "
plus..?"
TV
by moontv on Jan 05, 2022 10:51:55
TV
by Lil Duff 2008 on Dec 07, 2008 05:41:57
Example:
TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now:
CSI reruns, movies that are played,
1500 times, mindless
reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.
TV
by Adel7 on Jan 08, 2008 17:13:52
Example:
We all
sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a
breeze as time
sped by.