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TV
Thought Vacuum

People usually watch TV to escape from the real world or to pass the time. But after watching TV enough and doing little else to keep it busy, the brain will enter a recessive state, usually leading to short term memory, minimal attention span, etc.
Example:
That was a good episode of Lost. I wonder what else is on.
That was a good episode of American Idol. I wonder what else is on.
That was a good episode of Family Guy.
*picks up a book*
Huh, none of these words make sense. Oh well.
*picks up the TV remote*


/tv/
By far the worst board in all of 4chan. Filled with Tripfags, pictures of Disney actresses, pedophiles & Breaking Bad threads.
Example:
Anon: Who's your least favorite /tv/ tripfag?
Anon1: Kaiji!
Anon2: Abatap


TV
1. Unsupervised, it's cocaine for children. Want to make a criminal? Place child (A) in front of TV (B) for 10 years. Nag occassionally. Wait for police.
2.One of many distractions that pulls the attention away from yourself so you don't see how miserable you are in reality. Highly addictive.
3.A transvestite.
Example:
It's not TV, it's your dad in a dress!


TV
Example:
Symptoms of heavy TV users:

Glazed eyes

Detachment from reality

Social ineptitude

Delusions such as believing that ficitional characters and/or plot lines are real - this may lead to the addict seeking out the actors and actresses at conventions and addressing them by their fictional names

Religious worship of actors and actresses as gods (which may lead to low self-esteem)

Serious cases of TV addiction can lead to a decline in the addict's general hygiene, and in many cases, substantial weight gain



tv
The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are:

Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes
Lazy tounges
Slurred speach
Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised
Example:
Take this scenario for example:
"Honey, time for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"


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