Example:
One day, god set out to create one of the most beautiful things in the world. He decided he would call it "Texas". He painted rolling hills, golden plains, and beautiful deserts on Texas. He created the great cities known as Houston, San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin. He gave Texas waterways brimming with fish. The people of Texas saw this, and thanked him for it... and then god's
dog walked onto Texas and took a shit in a spot between Houston and
Corpus Christi. God grabbed the ol'
Pooper Scooper and cleaned it up, but the stain remained. This stain would later become known as the town of Victoria, TX.