Tainted
Tainted
Tainted
Skanky, Dirrty (X-tine Style), doing dirty deeds in someone else's space, area i.e. beds, bathrooms, etc. Therefore making the space tainted. Also see Alyssa.
Tainted
A person who has dated,married,or had sex with someone you know is considered "tainted".
Their level of "taintedness" makes it questionable as to whether or not you should be involving yourself with that person,usually, and especially in an intimate manner.
There are several factors involved with determining the degree of a person's "taintedness", such as;
-How well one knows the person or people, that the tainted individual was with (and if you know and don't like that person, then the "taint factor" is waived and becomes more of a "Yeah, I banged that asshole's ex!)
-How long ago that relationship or encounter took place,
if that person had been with the "tainter" last night, their "taintedness" would be just about radioactive...
on the other end, there is a standard five year statute of limitations and the taint in most cases has worn off.
-Some degrees of "taint" are infinate, such as Brother's ex-wife, ex's of parents etc.
-The combinations of situations and connections are so numerous that there is no exact science for taint determination and each case must be evaluated on it's own.
In most cases there should be an individual who has the experience and knowledge to act as "Judge of the Taint" to rule on tainted individuals for you or your social circle,and that person's judgement should be taken into consideration before going ahead and doing whatever you were going to do in the first place.
Their level of "taintedness" makes it questionable as to whether or not you should be involving yourself with that person,usually, and especially in an intimate manner.
There are several factors involved with determining the degree of a person's "taintedness", such as;
-How well one knows the person or people, that the tainted individual was with (and if you know and don't like that person, then the "taint factor" is waived and becomes more of a "Yeah, I banged that asshole's ex!)
-How long ago that relationship or encounter took place,
if that person had been with the "tainter" last night, their "taintedness" would be just about radioactive...
on the other end, there is a standard five year statute of limitations and the taint in most cases has worn off.
-Some degrees of "taint" are infinate, such as Brother's ex-wife, ex's of parents etc.
-The combinations of situations and connections are so numerous that there is no exact science for taint determination and each case must be evaluated on it's own.
In most cases there should be an individual who has the experience and knowledge to act as "Judge of the Taint" to rule on tainted individuals for you or your social circle,and that person's judgement should be taken into consideration before going ahead and doing whatever you were going to do in the first place.
Example:
Talk about "tainted" ! She used to be married to my best friend, before divorcing him last year, but she's so sexy, I'm gonna bang her, no matter how "tainted" she is.
Talk about "tainted" ! She used to be married to my best friend, before divorcing him last year, but she's so sexy, I'm gonna bang her, no matter how "tainted" she is.
Tainted
The act of, or process of claiming ownership of a seat, chair or position on a couch with your taint area, so that no one else can steal your seat.
Example:
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
Tim walks into Mark's office and sees Don sitting in a brand new mesh office chair. Tim says, "Wow that chair looks really comfortable. Wish I had one." Grinning...Don says, "It IS very comfortable. If you're nice to me, I may even let you sit in it." Tim, now very skeeved, says "Nah, it's been tainted."
Tainted
Taint On Taint
A fictional sitcom on CBS starring Ted Danson as a Proctologist in a post-apocalyptic Detroit. Part of a prank on DFW radio's Doyle King.
tainted taint
The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."
Example:
He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."
He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."