Tango

to participate in the act of sexual activites



Tango
Is a joint rotation system.
While 2+ people are sharing a joint, one of the participants may call tango. In that case each one of the participants takes 2 hits and passes the joint to the next participant (clockwise for us old-fashioners).

Derived from the tango dance. Since it takes two to tango.
It's also thought to be the most efficent method to rotate a joint.
Example:
Let's make it friendly.. let's tango


Tango
The state of being known as "Tango" comes from Ted Nugent's 1981 video for his song "Wango Tango".

There is a specific personality type that goes along with how Ted Nugent was in the video, which is "rough, tough, and cheesy".

So that's what Tango means: "Rough, tough, and cheesy".

If you're a cheeseball, and you are rough around the edges, guess what? You're tango!!!!!!!!

Tango is a disposition, like happy or sad.

You can be happy, moody, eccentric, clairvoyant , etc... and you can also be tango.

You know? Rough and cheesy.

Cheesy and sleazy.

You can't just say "we had so much fun last night, it was so tango".

But you *CAN* say "everyone there had a moustache, it was so tango".

You'll find a lot of tango people at monster truck rallies, Kid Rock concerts, or WWF events.
Example:
* Saying "Give 'er" is tango.

* Putting the pedal to the metal is tango.

* If you have a moustache, you are DEFINITELY tango.

* Chuck Norris is tango (rough, tough, and cheesy).

* If you refer to cowboy boots as "shitkickers", guess what? You're TANGO.

* Apehanger motorcycle handlebars are tango.

* Threatening someone with a shotgun is tango.

* Tucking your tight jeans into your hightop shoes such that the tounge sticks out, is tango.

* Anyone with a mullet is tango.

* Saying to someone, "YOU BETTER BREAK BREAD OR PLAY DEAD" is tango.

* Overly beefed-up car alarm systems (like the kind where you walk within 5 feet of the car and a sound goes off) are tango.

* Brass balls hanging from the back of an oversized pick-up truck are tango.

* Aviator sunglasses are tango.

* Being identified by the police by your tattoos is tango.

* Easyriders magazine is T-A-N-G-O.

* Putting a "Thin Lizzy" sticker on the back of your truck is tango.

* If you work for Ray's Welding (Where performance IS the product), you're tango.

* Giving the middle finger, and holding a cigarette in the same hand, is tango.

* Having to get a pardon so you can travel is tango.

* Pulling a tank into someone's driveway, sticking your head out and saying "You wanna put your money where your mouth is?" is tango.

* Saying "I have to piss like a race horse" is tango.

* Doing donuts in the parking lot after a concert is tango.

* Cutoff sweatpants are tango.

* Speeding on a motorcycle without a helmet is tango.

* "Magic Man" by Heart is T-A-N-G-O.

* Locking your beer up in a safe before you have a party is tango.

* If your name is Lenny and you live in a trailer, you're TANGO.

* Saying "this tastes like shit" is tango.


tangoed
Popularised in the mid-1990s by television commercials for soft drink Tango, a British equivilent of Fanta. The original commercials featured an obese man painted orange who would tap Tango drinkers on the shoulders as they sipped the beverage. As they turned around in surprise he would slap them in the face simultaneously with both hands then disappear. The narrator woudl then proclaimed "you know when you've been tangoed!". The commercial was such a success that they continued with a host of other characters, including a Napoleon-like figure with a wobbly orange hand who would wobble it in people's faces before the catch phrase. These commercials helped make Tango Europe's number one orange soda during the 1990s. The term 'tangoed' is now used to mean shocked or insulted.
Example:
"You know when you've been Tangoed!"


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