Tension
by drbazzi on Oct 30, 2009 04:34:38
In modeling, it refers to the state of exhibiting intense fierceness with one's face and body during a photo shoot. One who does not exhibit tension can be said to resemble a "limp noodle". It quickly became a favorite term of supermodel Tyra Banks on the twelfth cycle of America's Next Top Model, much to everyone's annoyance.
For more examples of
Tyraspeak, see "
smize", "
H2T", and "Ty-over".
Example:
Tyra: Try putting a little more tension in yo' body.
Nijah (
C12): Unnnnhhh!!! (ejaculates)
Tyra: That's my gurl!
tension
by Darren Thomson on Apr 27, 2005 17:27:25
Tension is uncomfortable situations like riding away on a moto
butt naked and loving it. It is tripping over infront of cops on purpose and just all out the stupidest shit you could
think off. Its also a video done by the east coast boys on there bodyboards.
Toilet Tension
by Domonic on Dec 25, 2008 15:44:35
When you are
taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so
you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at
Mach 3.
Example:
I was taking a shit yesterday at
Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get
toilet tension and
seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...
Trip Tension
by The Ghost of a Casual Observer on Mar 11, 2010 10:09:41
The specific category of
sexual tension experienced when
on a trip with colleagues/ coworkers/ fellow students.
This type of tension usually results from unconscious excitement due to a new environment and a desire to avoid being alone in a travel-related situation (such as a bus ride or a tour).
The results of
trip tension can be anything from a one time hook up to a full fledged relationship (or a distinct feeling of loneliness for those who fail to find someone compatible and also experiencing trip tension).
Example:
"Dude what?? When did Jim and Cindy start hanging out?"
"They just got back from
the DC trip. Classic case of
trip tension."
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"I can't believe I ever went out with Jane... I don't even know how it happened,
we never really talked before."
"You guys got together on the Italy trip, remember?"
"Oh dude! You're right... it must have been the trip tension."