Example:
Thank you for giving me back my life Mr. Doe. We'll be alright and love will help us get threw the game. It's the only way to live. The only thing these boys have ever done is use my name in may ways as a meat spin game.

Oh shit guys, I thought about the game Willy. So glad he told me about it in 2000. Nice heads up. Never trust any one right?

Thank you James Eric for always having what it takes to love a woman right. From the moment I shook your hand in the Auditorium You knew and I knew we would meet again. He made my vision go fuzzy then too.

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Thank you

Example:
Thank you, cunt.

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Thank you for all the teachings.

Example:
1) Person 1: Will you please pass the salt?
-Person 2 passes the salt to person 1-
Person 1: Thank you.
Person 2: Your welcome.
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2) Singer: Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GET TO THE NEXT SONG, ASS MONKEYS.)
Fans: OMGZZ THAT WAS AWESOMEEE NEXT SONG PLS.
Singer: ...Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: WELL, I WOULD IF YOU CROTCH SNIFFS WOULD SHUT UP.)
And then that carries on for an hour.

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Other ways of saying thank you:

I will pop in later this afternoon. Kthxbye.
I'd like to give big-ups to my sister for her patience, kindness, and hospitality—and for her home-made cupcakes!
Frequent customer: 'Here's twenty bucks for the coffee. Keep the change.' Waitress: 'Preash!' (Preash from the word 'appreciate')
Cyber friend: 'I'll email you a pic of my cat.' Me: 'Oh, TYSM! I'm dying to see what he looks like.'
Tango yankee for the ring!
TY for the ride.
TYVM for letting me use the bathroom.
I'll see ya later. Cheers, man.
Friend A: 'I'll pick you up from the library after work.' Friend B: 'Much grass, (name of friend).'
Yuppie guy 1: 'Here's your fav gourmet macchiato.' Yuppie 2: 'Tango yankee, bud; I'll buy you your fav donut on my next trip to your fav café.'
Aussie guy pal: 'I will assemble the computer desk for you.' Me: 'Ta! I was just gonna ask you.'
GUEST: (Squeezing himself in a jam-packed hallway to get more beer in the kitchen) 'Seduce me.' (After given room to walk towards the kitchen) 'Stank you, dude.'
Cyber guy: 'You're pretty.' Cyber gal: 'Thx.'

Example:
Girl: Hey, I like you.
Boy while resting his head on her lap: Thank you.

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Thank you

Example:
"Thank you, Thank you, Thank you" is defined as:
Ben Phillips walks in - the class is talking

"Thank you" x1 - Shut up
"Thank you" x2 - Shut the f*ck up
"Thank you" x3 - Shut the f*ck up or i'll throw you out the f*cking star jasmine
"Thank you" x4 - Ben Phillips proceed's to throw some arrogant sl*t out the f*cking star jasmine