The Angry Pirate
When a chick is giving you head and you pull out and
blow it in her face, then you hit her in
the knee and she is
jumping around covering one eye.
The Angry Pirate
by likeasumboodeee on Mar 17, 2014 01:56:21
When boning a girl and almost about to bust a
knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then
full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl
hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"
The Angry Pirate
by iceman99767 on Mar 23, 2010 11:21:15
When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load,
spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a
pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then
gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.
The Angry Pirate
by themoleman on Mar 12, 2009 23:29:59
when a male is giving it to a girl doggy style and pits on her lower back. The girl flips
over thinking he's finished, as soon as she does so the guy cums in the girls eye and kicks her in the shin.
this causes her to put her hand on her eye like an eye patch and hold her leg like
a peg leg and cause her say
arrrrrrr
The Angry Pirate
by $$$$$$ on Sep 19, 2007 13:17:59
A male is recieving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an
eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the eye, causing her to
jump around on one foot, simulating
a peg late. Thus The Angry Pirate is born.
The Angry Pirate
by Antsmasher on Mar 04, 2019 04:32:31
When you pull out during sex, cum in one of the persons eye causing
one eye to be covered. You then kick her
shin so she is hopping on one leg, just like an
angry pirate. You then run away before she calls the police for rape.
Angry Pirate
by Red Beard on Oct 19, 2003 11:20:24
The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of
the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her
shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "
peg leg" and a defunct eye.
angry pirate
by Lori-SPED on May 15, 2007 11:14:18
When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and
run off like a wuss as the poor
cripple hobbles after them.
Example:
Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk
smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy
ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's
chained up in my basement.
~FYI: True story.~
angry pirate
by Whit3 on Sep 11, 2018 02:50:06
Angry Pirate
by Xtrminatr on Aug 22, 2005 16:12:11
Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play
the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (
right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an
angry pirate!