The Game
What is The Game?The Game is just The Game. Thats the only real way to describe it.Okay, I'll try to be a little more helpful...No one really knows where The Game came from, or who started it, or why, but whatever the answers to these currently answerless questions, it remains that The Game has infected just about every corner of respectable society, though as far as I am aware it has yet to properly break out of Western Europe.It is highly pointless, but at the same time highly amusing/aggravating (depending on your viewpoint.).It also makes a good ice breaker during the dreaded Awkward Silence, but be warned-if you are actively playing The Game (i.e, playing to lose) then you will quickly find yourself without any friends. Nobody likes an annoying retard.The easiest way to understand The Game is if you know the rules to it (please read below =)Basic (and currently definitive) rules:1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremeley simple fact.)2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game.3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it.(b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game.The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game.5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare.6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!)(b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7).7. (a) There is only one way to win The Game, and that is to truly and honestly forget about it completely.In two years of Game-ness, i have only known one person to do so, to the shock and awe of the rest of our little clique.(b) This also means that if you do manage to win The Game, you will never know that you have won.This is because if you know you have won, then you have just thought about it (and consequently lost).8. If you lose The Game, and someone (foolishly) asks "whats The Game?", please either explain it to them, or direct them toward this 'manual', as an unspoken purpose to The Game is to get as many people playing as possible =)Thank you for reading. Im glad to be of annoyance =)The Game
Example:
When I watched that movie The Game, I was on the edge of my seat the entire time! What an excellent thriller!
When I watched that movie The Game, I was on the edge of my seat the entire time! What an excellent thriller!
The Game
The Game is a game that takes over your entire life. It is played according to the following rules:
1. Whenever you think of The Game, you have to tell everyone you're with that you thought of The Game.
2. If someone that you tell doesn't know what The Game is, you have to explain The Game to them.
3. If there is no one around when you think of The Game, you have to call the person who first told you about The Game to tell them that you thought of The Game.
4. After someone says that they thought of The Game, there is a 20-minute grace period for everyone to forget about The Game before it can be brought up again.
And that's it. Annoy your friends!
1. Whenever you think of The Game, you have to tell everyone you're with that you thought of The Game.
2. If someone that you tell doesn't know what The Game is, you have to explain The Game to them.
3. If there is no one around when you think of The Game, you have to call the person who first told you about The Game to tell them that you thought of The Game.
4. After someone says that they thought of The Game, there is a 20-minute grace period for everyone to forget about The Game before it can be brought up again.
And that's it. Annoy your friends!
Example:
Seth: Oh, Liz, I just thought of The Game.
Liz: Shut the fuck up, Seth. No one wants to hear about your stupid Game.
Seth: Oh, Liz, I just thought of The Game.
Liz: Shut the fuck up, Seth. No one wants to hear about your stupid Game.
The Game
The Game
1. Used to describe an underground industry that participants "play" such as selling drugs, making rap music, pimping, or gang activity.
2. A member of G-Unit rap group who hails from Compton and was originaly signed by Dr.Dre.
2. A member of G-Unit rap group who hails from Compton and was originaly signed by Dr.Dre.
The Game
Basic (and currently definitive) rules:
1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremeley simple fact.)
2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game.
3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.
4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it.
(b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game.
The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game.
5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare.
6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!)
(b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7).
7. (a) There is only one way to win The Game, and that is to truly and honestly forget about it completely.
In two years of Game-ness, i have only known one person to do so, to the shock and awe of the rest of our little clique.
(b) This also means that if you do manage to win The Game, you will never know that you have won.
This is because if you know you have won, then you have just thought about it (and consequently lost).
8. If you lose The Game, and someone (foolishly) asks "whats The Game?", please either explain it to them, or direct them toward this 'manual', as an unspoken purpose to The Game is to get as many people playing as possible
THE PROBLEM: Now, if Rule 34 states "Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. "
Since "The Game" is a subject, and there is no conceivable pornography of it, then by default, the converse of Rule 34 would be "It doesn't exist if there's no porn of it."
Therefore, The Game doesn't exist! Muahahahahahhaha
1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremeley simple fact.)
2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game.
3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.
4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it.
(b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game.
The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game.
5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare.
6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!)
(b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7).
7. (a) There is only one way to win The Game, and that is to truly and honestly forget about it completely.
In two years of Game-ness, i have only known one person to do so, to the shock and awe of the rest of our little clique.
(b) This also means that if you do manage to win The Game, you will never know that you have won.
This is because if you know you have won, then you have just thought about it (and consequently lost).
8. If you lose The Game, and someone (foolishly) asks "whats The Game?", please either explain it to them, or direct them toward this 'manual', as an unspoken purpose to The Game is to get as many people playing as possible
THE PROBLEM: Now, if Rule 34 states "Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject. "
Since "The Game" is a subject, and there is no conceivable pornography of it, then by default, the converse of Rule 34 would be "It doesn't exist if there's no porn of it."
Therefore, The Game doesn't exist! Muahahahahahhaha
Example:
David: Dude, I just lost the game
Carl: Haha! I invoke Rule 34! I can nevar lose!1!11!1
1!! IT'S ONLY A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!
David then procedes to kill himself, as he just created a paradox.
David: Dude, I just lost the game
Carl: Haha! I invoke Rule 34! I can nevar lose!1!11!1
1!! IT'S ONLY A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!
David then procedes to kill himself, as he just created a paradox.
The Game
Whenever you think about the game, you lose the game. And whenever you think/lose the game, you must tell everyone so that they lose as well. Once started, you can never stop playing until you die.
Some people believe that you can only lose every half- hour, but you can lose again once you stop thinking about it.
You are now playing the game. You just lost the game!
Some people believe that you can only lose every half- hour, but you can lose again once you stop thinking about it.
You are now playing the game. You just lost the game!
The Game
a game that will painfully pop up from the moment you finish reading this example untill the day you die!!
Example:
You are now playing the game, this is because you know about the game. When you forget about the game you are winning the game but you do not know you are because as soon as you realise you are winning you will remember about the game and remembering means your losing. the aim of the game is to forget for as long as possible and then tell someone about THE GAME.
im sorry but you must understand that i had to tell you all!
You are now playing the game, this is because you know about the game. When you forget about the game you are winning the game but you do not know you are because as soon as you realise you are winning you will remember about the game and remembering means your losing. the aim of the game is to forget for as long as possible and then tell someone about THE GAME.
im sorry but you must understand that i had to tell you all!
The Game
A game people play where the goal is to not think about it. The real winners are those who aren't even aware of it.
You just lost it by looking it up on here for some reason. Great job!
You just lost it by looking it up on here for some reason. Great job!
Example:
You lost the game.
You lost the game.