The Gorilla
The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like
outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated
death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for
the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.
The Gorilla
by johners89997 on Mar 11, 2010 06:38:33
An invisible entity, that, after a long night in a pub or
a curry house, follows you home and while you're sleeping
chucks your clothes round the room
and shits in your mouth.
Example:
"I
woke up the next morning with a
foul taste
in my mouth and my clothes everywhere. The Gorilla had been."
The Gorilla
by Luca$h on Apr 18, 2007 06:40:31
Gorilla-Gorilla
by Dr. Herbert H. Herberger on Dec 04, 2007 18:12:43
It starts with the premeditated act of shaving one's pubic area and placing the clippings in a plastic bag. Once accomplished, perform intercourse and ejaculate onto the
hot babe's face. Next retrieve the afore mentioned bag of pubic hair clippings and throw them on the hot babe's sticky,
spermed face. Sit back, point, and loudly proclaim:
GORILLA-GORILLA!
Gorillaitis
by Monika1992 on Apr 13, 2014 10:44:55
Gorilla
by thatgirl223 on Jan 25, 2010 04:22:31
Gorilla
by CattlesRgr8 on Jul 19, 2017 20:55:31
From
West Indies. A gorilla, also known as
Cattle, is an extra fat woman, who loves food, is fat all over, but pays extra attention to her toes with nice
nail polish.
Gorillaing
by Minge Matt on Aug 29, 2006 22:06:43
Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones
gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to
administer best
coverage.
Example:
'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by
Kips and will using
candle wax and
leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon
A Gorilla
by troy on Oct 30, 2003 11:21:37
Example:
gorilla
by g unit on Apr 24, 2005 02:55:54