The Headless Chicken
The
Headless Chicken is a demoralizing sex-act where two people are in the
piledriving position, then the guy pulls out and starts running around holding the chick by the underside of her knees yelling "
Headless CHICKEN!" The woman also adds her own screams to the mix because she is being pulled around by the legs with her head on the floor. In this sence, the legs of the upside-down woman resemble the wings of a chicken and the vag resembles where
the chicken's head used to be.
headless chicken
by theWestHamfan on Nov 16, 2003 17:33:24
Example:
1. we ordered
murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with
minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed
Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."
headless chicken
by jimbo1085 on Nov 26, 2010 21:00:54
Example:
Craig Heaton ran around like a headless chicken, out of position, for a whole
90 minutes. Again.
Headless chicken
by benz3000 on May 19, 2009 00:48:25
A
headless chicken is a sexual maneuver involving a man and a woman.
The man proceeds to insert his
head inside the woman's vagina meanwhile standing up.
He should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular
poultry.
This should be done until the man runs out of air.
headless chicken
by The Return of Light Joker on May 13, 2010 10:23:44
headless chicken
by nothingtoseehere^^ on Aug 20, 2022 06:55:48
When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens
head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food
down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.
Headless Chicken
by KFHC on Sep 17, 2008 18:26:12
A complex sexual act involving five men and 1 woman. The woman takes one cock in her mouth, one in the pussy and one in her ass, whilst the remaining lucky two guys fuck her
armpits. This results in the woman
gagging and flapping like a
headless chicken.
Example:
"Dude I'm glad that girl shaved her
armpits before last night!"
"Yeah me too, we totally
headless chickened that bitch!"
Headless Chicken Race
by Robert Merrill on Jun 23, 2006 08:05:39
A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison
Keillor describing
headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the
pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."
Example:
The project was late, so
the boss decided to add a
dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.