The Headless Chicken

The Headless Chicken is a demoralizing sex-act where two people are in the piledriving position, then the guy pulls out and starts running around holding the chick by the underside of her knees yelling "Headless CHICKEN!" The woman also adds her own screams to the mix because she is being pulled around by the legs with her head on the floor. In this sence, the legs of the upside-down woman resemble the wings of a chicken and the vag resembles where the chicken's head used to be.



headless chicken
1. a chicken with no head
2. running around all over the place with seemingly no aim or purpose
Example:
1. we ordered murghi masalam but all we got was a headless chicken stuffed with minced meat.
2. "look at that twat Savage" exclaimed Fredo "he's worse than a headless chicken."


headless chicken
Example:
Craig Heaton ran around like a headless chicken, out of position, for a whole 90 minutes. Again.


Headless chicken
A headless chicken is a sexual maneuver involving a man and a woman.
The man proceeds to insert his head inside the woman's vagina meanwhile standing up.
He should then place his thumbs under his armpits and then flap his arms while running around in a random path thus simulating the actions of the ever so popular poultry.
This should be done until the man runs out of air.
Example:
I would so headless chicken that girl!

I love you so much I would headless chicken you.


headless chicken
When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.
Example:
Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!


Headless Chicken
A complex sexual act involving five men and 1 woman. The woman takes one cock in her mouth, one in the pussy and one in her ass, whilst the remaining lucky two guys fuck her armpits. This results in the woman gagging and flapping like a headless chicken.
Example:
"Dude I'm glad that girl shaved her armpits before last night!"
"Yeah me too, we totally headless chickened that bitch!"


Headless Chicken Race
A group of people working under pressure, frantically, expending a lot of energy without making any real progress. Garrison Keillor describing headless chickens; "without the extra weight, they can really go." Think "deadline set by the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert."
Example:
The project was late, so the boss decided to add a dozen people to the team, and it turned into a complete Headless Chicken Race.


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