The Homeland
A sexual act or maneuver that involves demanding a girl to remove her
blouse then proceeding to jerk off on her. Once you've climaxed, a proper
Homeland is completed by immediately
going to sleep on the floor.
Homeland
by mrowcat on Nov 17, 2012 19:37:25
One of the best recent shows on TV. Based on the Israeli series Hatufim by Gideon Raff, it was developed by Howard Gordon and Alex Gansa, two of the writing veterans from 24. The show is often alluded to as a more adult version of 24, what with some of the writers from season 7-8 joining, as well as Sean
Callery composing the music. It also has strong language and nudity, and deep, rounded characters. The critical acclaim has been overwhelmingly positive and it has deservedly won awards.
The first season sees agent Carrie Matheson (
Claire Danes) trying to figure out whether a recently re-discovered, thought
dead marine called Nick Brody (Damian Lewis) is a turned terrorist. The many twists and turns keep the show on edge and you always want more because it's so goddamn awesome!
Season 2 recently started, and to not spoil anything, it's main plot concerns another planned attack on US soil.
Homelanding
by GoGamecocks on Oct 15, 2012 07:24:46
Homelanding- Verb- To
homeland. Derives from the Television Series
Homeland: The act of ejaculating adjacent to one's spouse or significant other on a
carpeted floor. The recipient must be nude and preferably crying while kneeling on the ground. Absolutely NO EYE-CONTACT during said act. After ejaculation, the participant must immediately fall asleep, leaving the partner in agonizing tears. However, if the partner fails to cry, the act is not warranted.
homeland
by cynic1313 on Apr 01, 2007 02:12:20
1.
American Nazi term derived from and equivalent to German Naziterm "der
Fatherland". Der Fatherland was used by Hitler to
impassion Germans with patriotism, diverting their attention from laws, legislation and programs authorizing genocide and ethnic cleansing.
2 Emotionally laden term used by
Baby Bush to describe the lands and territories of United States of America to artificially stimulate U.S. citizens (and the press) to overwrought and zealous patriotism as a diversion from critical analysis of legislation depriving citizens of Constitutiona rights and freedoms.
3. Used by Baby Bush to
engender patriotic and mindless support in U.S. citizens for his ill-conceived plan to complete the invasion of Iraq initiated by
Papa Bush
4. Bush administration code name for a coordinated governmental plan to deprive U.S. citizens of coveted Constitutional rights and freedoms, with the vocal support of a majority of those citizens.
5. As a verb, to stimulate emotions to the detriment of thinking and analysis.
6. As a verb, to deceive, swindle, defraud, or
embezzle, through emotional manipulation of the victim. To overcome rational thoughts by appeals to emotions or patriotism.
7. Offensive term denoting taking of land and property through the use of force, deception, temporary treaties, land grants and unfulfilled promises, primarily used by governments and gangsters.
Example:
1. Hitler's homeland programs authorized sending Jews to concentration camps.
2. "
The homeland must be protected at all costs from rare, isolated attacks by members of cultures we do not understand or appreciate. We will kill more than 100 people (regardless of
culpability) of each culture whose members were involved in the attack for each U.S. citizen or soldier killed by those attacks, as mobilize our military to subdue that culture."
"After the citizens relinquish their personal freedoms and liberty, we will be able to establish and enforce Christianity as
the homeland religion. Citizens will be too frightened of arrest or retribution to resist. All for the glory of our God."
"We'll homeland them so much, that they will rally in the streets for us, even as we search their homes, library records, telephone records and surveil them with
hidden cameras."
3. "We must protect the homeland from Iraqi terrorists and finish
Poppy's, er Daddy's, er
H.W. Bush's invasion and march to
Bagdad".
4. "We will homeland them into agreeing to the
Patriot Act. They won't know what hit them until after we have acquired their most precious Constitutional rights."
5. "The cheerleaders homeland the crowd so well, that the bad plays are not noticed.
6. "Infomercials homeland the audience" or "We'll homeland them at the seminar so well, that they will pay us lots of money for services and products they do not need." "The homeland worked. I voted for Bush."
7. "We'll homeland the neighborhood into paying us protection money." "The homeland worked! The Indians moved onto the Reservation."
Homeland Security
by Len Bakerloo on Jun 15, 2018 02:35:04
A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over
FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to
equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized
social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
homeland security
by jrh5356 on Apr 16, 2005 03:34:10
1) A strategic move on the part of the United States Government made to take away the rights guaranteed by the
US Constitution and the
Bill of Rights, and brought about by the 9-11 terrorist act, and the first step toward globalization of the planet resulting in the new world order, and a perpetual state of
martial law in the new millennium.
Homelander Effect
by FreshlyXpyr3d on Jul 16, 2022 12:22:38
When an actor, like Antony Starr,
melds into their role so perfectly, like Homelander, the two identities are inseparable. May or may not dictate acting career to similar characters in other movies, shows or videogames. Other examples are Giancarlo
Esposito as
Gustavo Fring, RDJ as Tony Stark, and Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator.
Example:
Friend one: I saw
Antony Starr across the street last week and was lowkey scared that he was going to fly into the air and
Lazer eye someone
Friend two: ah, classic Homelander Effect.