"REAL MEN are conservative."

"The environment? The environment is for fuckin' pussies."

"It outrages me when the Left gets outraged. Bunch of nutcases!"

"The Russia investigation is a witch hunt! Also, Hillary Clinton practices black magic and her father is bin Laden!"

"Putin is an American hero!"

"The government did 9/11, not the global terrorist organisation that hates the America and the West and claimed responsibility, and continued to carry out attacks all over the world until the rise of its successor Islamic State which continues to try to attack the West."

"The Earth is flat because aliens and NASA and the US education system failed me."

"I don't have any real ideological stance, I just agree with anything Trump says because I don't actually have any morals."

"I hate Jews but I hate Muslims even more so I won't say anything about how the US helps Israel. That being said I will happily drive over holocaust tombstones with my pickup truck given the opportunity."

"I'd rather have my deep-seated atavistic fears and urges govern who I elect than rational thought because intelligence is for libtard cucks."

"Anything other than conventional masculinity sends me into an existential crisis."

"Molesting kids is fine. Just don't use a private email server. Or be a Democrat."

"I TOTALLY respect Martin Luther King for all that he did."

"Obama eats children alive!"

"How dare you call Hitler a Nazi!"

Basically Modern day nazis who think themself as hero’s when they are horrible new-nazi racist that should go extinct. They are also the type of people who hated and want to suppress anybody who are different from them.

The right side of the political spectrum, in favor of lower taxes, personal freedom, and whatever other nostalgic princibles they feel like fighting for.

In the US, used as an alternate description of republicans, is made up of the wealthy, the old, the stupid, and the South (by civil war definitions, ie not including Californians.)

Common phrase used when someone is pretending that they are listening to you but they really don't care about any of the words that are coming out of your mouth.

actually from the movie clockwork orange

A common way of starting a story when changing the subject

Listening, but not listening, blah blah blah.........Thinking to yourself...." Lying ass, would this motha fucka shut up for a fuckin minute". ( see Serious ? )

Confirmation that one should go right

An expression which adds a positive emphasis to an idea. It
can mean "cool" or "fantastic" or "you-got-it". Very popular
in the '70's when Isaac Hayes hit record "Shaft" used the
expression in its lyrics.