The Tugboat consists of a Lead Metal Pipe, some barb-wire and possibly a few matchbox cars. first, you take the pipe
, and you violently shove the pipe down someones anus(rectum) and then ravel
the barb-wire into the pipe, now if you have matchbox cars, you can shoot them down the pipe and have a crash landing. other than that, while the barb-wire is inserted through the pipe and the rectum, TUG the pipe out, leaving the barbwire
and cars trapped in the asshole. the barb-wire will hurt like a bitch, so use this as a violent torture method.
An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.
The mutually beneficial
arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male
scraps the attractive girl draws in.
Named after a long, graceful ocean liner
surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.
"You see that corker
over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail
one of her tugboats without too much effort
The act of passing gas
in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor
into another area via ones pants / skirt
/ under garments.
Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend
you on your respect for my office."