on the throne
Slang for 'on the toilet'
throne
Example:
The king sat on his throne and viewed his subjects
The "king" shat from his throne and poo'd his subjects
I was throned!
The king sat on his throne and viewed his subjects
The "king" shat from his throne and poo'd his subjects
I was throned!
throne
throning
The emotion one feels when they have not watched the latest Game of Thrones episode. This is exacerbated by spoilers on Facebook, Twitter, work colleagues and Google Trends. Symptoms include anxiety, nausea, paranoia and the constant fear of your favourite character's death.
Example:
I have a very severe case of throning before tonight's GoT episode and it's only 9 in the morning!
I have a very severe case of throning before tonight's GoT episode and it's only 9 in the morning!
Throned
Example:
Did you watch Game if Thrones last night?
Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.
Did you watch Game if Thrones last night?
Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.
throning
During a gay 3-some, the act of one participant receiving a blow job whilst simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the recipient feel like a king.
Example:
Larry could not take the smile off his face. His grin was almost as wide as his legs had been whilst throning with Mike and Ste.
Larry could not take the smile off his face. His grin was almost as wide as his legs had been whilst throning with Mike and Ste.
throning
to send a text, update your facebook, twitter, myspace or any other internet social network status while sitting upon the toilet.
throning
"From the Norwegian word “tronet”. It's the act of sitting as you would on a throne, looking like you own the world."
Example:
"Miss Cam was throning at the end of the table, attention fully on a book ('Courtship For EvilDoers: The Do and Don'ts')."
"Miss Cam was throning at the end of the table, attention fully on a book ('Courtship For EvilDoers: The Do and Don'ts')."