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Tim Tebow
The most storied college football player over the past four years. He has won two national titles and a Heisman Trophy during his college career and is looking to win his third and second of these prestigious awards respectively. Tebow is considered one of the best, if not the best college football players during the time he has been at Florida, not only at the quarterback position, but overall, in addition to being talked about as one of the best quarterbacks and overall players in college football history. He is a senior for the 2009 season (2009-2010 academic year), which means that he will be entering the 2010 NFL Draft, and is projected as a potential first overall pick or somewhere in the top ten or around there. Despite many people having doubts about his talents carrying over to the next level, Tim Tebow is going to prove the critics wrong and the believers (including myself) right, as he will fit in perfectly with any system he is in. The reports that are unappreciative of his talents will be proven to be just false advertisement of this incredible athlete and even more amazing person, who will become an NFL legend by the time his upcoming long NFL career comes to an end many years down the road.
Example:
"Tim Tebow can win Connect Four in three moves."-this is an appreciation of Tebow's talents, that are without a doubt unable to be matched or surpassed.

"Wow, that Tim Tebow kid sure is great! He is one of the best college football players we have seen in quite some time, and the scary thing is, he is only going to get even better! I can't wait to see what he does to torture his opponents as an NFL pro athlete!"


Tim Tebow
Well if you haven't been hiding in a cave for a while you should know he is the best college football quarterback in the nation. He has won numerous awards as well as the Heisman Trophy as a sophomore (the first player to do so), and has helped the Gators win a national championship as a freshman, as well as leading the Gators to a third national championship in 2009. Known as Superman to fans he seems to have the ability to do anything.
Example:
Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.

Tim Tebow's tears cure cancer, its too bad Tim Tebow doesn't cry.

What color is Tim Tebow's blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

Tim Tebow is the real reason the Energizer Bunny keeps running, and running, and running.

The Incredible Hulk doesn't want to make Tim Tebow angry.

If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken.



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Freshman quaterback for the University of Florida, who is knowing for plowing through defenses with his powerful runs. Tim's chief export is pain, followed closely by touchdowns. Tim's signature move is the stiff arm.
Example:
Football fan: Man, that quaterback just trucked through 4 defensive linemen, 3 linebackers, and the 2 safties!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!


Tim Tebowed
When everything is going well for you and then at the last minute you get completely screwed and you have no idea how, why, when, or where it came from.
Example:
I was sitting at work, the job I've held for 35 years with just two days til retirement, when my boss came around the corner and told me I was fired with no benefits. I couldn't believe my boss just Tim Tebowed me like that.


Tim Tebow
A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
Example:
I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!


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