To Implode Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

To Implode

To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something.

not if it implodes

by commonyoshi on Aug 01, 2009 03:54:27

Commonly said during a disagreement of ideas in which there is no rebuttal and signifies the speaker's victory. The term was first said in a discussion about the Big Bang or the end of the world. (I think...)

Example:
Uncle Kenny: The human race will die off long before the earth. Earth will continue existing until the sun explodes.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.

or

Zook: Weedle is the coolest pokemon ever.
Commonyoshi: Not if it implodes.
Zook: Dammit!

imploding

by The public imploder on Jan 10, 2014 03:42:06

When you have to repress a fart and it kind of goes off inside you and you feel it bubble its way back up in out of sight before it escapes.

Example:
Imploding is a techincal word by a Georgie where a fart is repressed when youre in awkward situations like a que, a date or an interview, even in a swimming pool! All applies and we all implode. Dont do it for too many hours though or you might explode and die.

implode

by SONIC on Mar 15, 2004 05:13:42

The exact opposite of explode

Example:
Not only did she suck the skin off my dick, but, she made my balls implode. I think even my ass caved in.

IMplode

by allatymhaha on Apr 14, 2009 02:18:45

To try not to laugh because your boss is there while you are receiving hilarious IMs

Example:
Dan totally IMploded when Katy recounted her weekend over IChat. His boss asked what the hell was wrong with him.

to implode

by jiga the nigga on Dec 13, 2004 05:44:10

(v)it is when one is subjected to such a shock that their male genital organ is sucked up into the body and later retrieved in excramential form.

Example:
bob: i imploded yesterday
Not Bob: dude, sucks.
Bob: i know dude, and know im gay

head-imploding

by MikeTheWise on Oct 18, 2007 09:55:50

Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.

Example:
Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!

or

Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding

Implode

by ckbsb on Apr 24, 2015 21:55:49

When a friend is trying so hard not to bite at banter directed towards them, that he explodes from the inside out, causing extreme distress and an excessive knock in confidence.

Example:
Everyone: "Lucky can drink a lot faster than you, Spence"
Spencer: "F*ck off! Talk to me when you can down a pint faster than me"
Everyone: "Oiiiii nibble!!!!! He's about to implode!"
Spencer: "*silence* *banter slowly eats way at Spencer's soul*"

Ex-Implode

by Matt Hirst on Mar 18, 2007 00:19:39

An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.

Example:
WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!

WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!

Imploding star

by Tintorera on Oct 05, 2010 23:49:31

A person with the amazing ability to suck the vicinity completely clean of any productive attributes.

This is usually the result of an overwhelming lack of understanding combined with an extensive ability to confuse, but it can also be the result of being generally annoying in one way or another.

Example:
1 - Hey, how did the meeting go?

2 - Well, we made some great progress until Sarah appeared like an imploding star and turned the meeting into a black hole of logic and reasoning.

1 - again huh?

2 - yeah, we're back to discussing our main topic again

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